4 Hilarious Gering Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My boss went deer hunting. He winged a buck but ended up losing the trail.

I messaged him “oh deer, that must have been stag-gering when you fawned out you didnt get it”.

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👤︎ u/Unlikely-South-4460

📅︎ Jan 28 2022

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What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They don't harm you until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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👤︎ u/Your-username-must-b

📅︎ Dec 14 2021

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Which actor is a huge gadget collector?

Richard Gere

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👤︎ u/dolmunk

📅︎ Dec 14 2021

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My wife said, "You act like a detective too much, I want to split up."

"Good idea!" I replied. "We can cover more ground that way!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ May 31 2020

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