The understudy for Will Roland was in BMC a few times and I was wondering if anyone had a full or partial boot of Gerard’s BMC.
I saw in my DEH Playbill that both Gerard Canonico and Jason Tam are part of the prerecorded community voices in You Will Be Found.
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/MqgEtt2
These so called “fans” are truly toxic. Also I blocked out the number because I’m not sure if there’s a rule on posting others private information. You can find the original post up on Gerard’s Instagram story.
BMC is coming to Broadway and it seems like the fan base will get bigger. Hopefully this doesn’t continue to happen.
Gerard and his girlfriend Kat are trying to figure out the Instagram account of who texted her! If anyone knows anything, let them know!
Ok so I’ve been seeing a few posts recently claiming that Gerard is toxic and basically hating on him and my question is, why?????? I follow his Instagram and from what I’ve seen he’s a sweet and friendly person so... why all the hate????
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
It's about this loser named Jeremy Heere and his crush Christine Canigula. He signs up for an after school play for the chance to talk to her, after play rehearsal, he gets trapped in the bathroom with Rich Goranski. Lets just say they aren't friends. Rich talks (screams) about this thing called a "SQUIP" (Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor) and how it makes you cool. The SQUIP is a supercomputer in the form of a pill that is activated with Mountain Dew, once it implants itself in your brain, it tells you what to do and how to be less of a loser. After a conversation with the only friend he has, Michael Mell, Jeremy decided to get a SQUIP for around 600$ behind Payless Shoes in the mall. Then the SQUIP activates in the middle of the mall and Jeremy shatters everyone's eardrums with his screaming of pain. The SQUIP then begins his/its journey to make Jeremy cooler. After almost 4 minutes of squippy insulting Jeremy, The two hottest girls in Jeremy's highschool try to take him for a car ride. Jeremy refuses and The SQUIP gets pissed. Shit happens and its the next day at play rehearsal. Christine starts talking about how she likes Jeremy Jake and the SQUIP starts malfunctions shortly after. Then Jeremy meets up with Brooke Lohst behind the school because of The SQUIP making Jeremy cry for no reason. Basically after that, The SQUIP finally convinces Jeremy to listen to it/him. And suddenly, Jake Dillengers Halloween party with a lot of drugs and alcohol! Anyway, Chloe Valentine brings Jeremy to Jakes parents' room and well.. Moving on, Jeremy calls Michael a loser and Michael cries in the bathroom. And then, After begging for Mountain Dew Red, Rich burns down Jakes house and Jenna Rolan, Chloe and Brooke deliver the news to the entire school via texting and tweeting. Then theres a fight between Jeremy and his dad causing "The Pants Song". Basically, Mr. Heere runs up to Michael, forces him to put some pants on and then makes him help save Jer'. Then we have the best song in the musical, "The Pitiful Children"! The SQUIP bascially sings/beeps about taking over Jeremy's highschool. "The Play" is pretty chaotic and hard to recap, but squippy dies. Then we have one last song and Jeremy and Christine get together somehow and everyones happy and stuff. Musical ends.
The song order is Jeremy's Theme, More Than Survive, I Love Play Rehearsal, The SQUIP Song, Two Player Game, The SQUIP Enters, Be More Chill pt. 1, Do You Wanna Ride, Be More Chill pt. 2, More Than
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Calcium, nickel, neon
Or would that be too forward thinking?
