Name: Geraint Jones
Team: ORIGInal Gangsters
Points: 89 points
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NOTE: Someone did score 98 points but then lost 24 points in transfers!
The light of day is cold and grey and there is no more peace,
By the high white moon-washed walls, where we laughed and where we sung;
And I can’t go back to those days of short unthinking ease,
When I was very foolish and you were very young.
For you the laurel and the rose will bloom, and you will see
The dawn’s delight, firelight on rafters, wind, seas, and thunder,
Children asleep and dreams and hearts at ease, when life will be,
Even at its close, a quiet and an ageless wonder.
For me the poppies soon will dance and sway in Haute Avesnes:
The sunrise of my love slides into dusk, its day untasted:
Yet as I lie, turf-clad, and freed of passion, and of pain,
I find my sacrifice of golden things not wasted;
Your peace is bought with mine, and I am paid in full, and well,
If but the echo of your laughter reaches me in hell.
I am writing a book about Geraint. You can follow here for more information and regular updates from Normandy, France. He fell there in combat on June 28th 1944
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Thank you
One of my favourite run outs but can't seem to find a video anymore since they seem to be have been wiped.
The votes are in and we have some data to share with you! More to follow once we have cleaned and curated a bit more, but this is just the teaser.
In the end it seems as if the 80% threshold worked for both branches of the Hall as 7 each of men and women succeeded in reaching that mark! We adjusted the requirements to reflect ballots submitted, 34 for the men's branch of the Hall and 17 for the women's branch, rather than registered voters, 51 and 25 respectively.
The men's branch of the Hall saw 173 riders receive at least one vote and the women's branch had 63 riders receive at least one vote.
There are plenty more facts and figures to come in the near future, including the inaugural class, but for now here are the riders who received at least one vote, but who were named on less than 50% of the ballots:
Men's branch
| Rider | Votes | Vote % |
|---|---|---|
| Marco Pantani | 15 | 44.12% |
| Louison Bobet | 14 | 41.18% |
| Andre Greipel | 13 | 38.24% |
| Lance Armstrong | 13 | 38.24% |
| Johan Museeuw | 12 | 35.29% |
| Oscar Freire | 11 | 32.35% |
| Raymond Poulidor | 11 | 32.35% |
| Tony Martin | 11 | 32.35% |
| Stephen Roche | 10 | 29.41% |
| Laurent Fignon | 9 | 26.47% |
| Alessandro Petacchi | 8 | 23.53% |
| Costante Girardengo | 8 | 23.53% |
| Freddy Maertens | 8 | 23.53% |
| Jan Ullrich | 8 | 23.53% |
| Joop Zoetemelk | 8 | 23.53% |
| Federico Bahamontes | 7 | 20.59% |
| Giuseppe Saronni | 7 | 20.59% |
| Davide Rebellin | 6 | 17.65% |
| Rik Van Steenbergen | 5 | 14.71% |
| Tom Simpson | 5 | 14.71% |
| Andy Schleck | 4 | 11.76% |
| Bernard Thevenet | 4 | 11.76% |
| Chris Boardman | 4 | 11.76% |
| Frank Vandenbroucke | 4 | 11.76% |
| Jens Voigt | 4 | 11.76% |
| Joaquim Rodriguez | 4 | 11.76% |
| Luis Ocana | 4 | 11.76% |
| Marcel Kittel | 4 | 11.76% |
| Primoz Roglic | 4 | 11.76% |
| Tony Rominger | 4 | 11.76% |
| Adam Hansen | 3 | 8.82% |
| Charly Gaul | 3 | 8.82% |
| Fiorenzo Magni | 3 | 8.82% |
| Henri Pelissier | 3 | 8.82% |
| Maurice Garin | 3 | 8.82% |
| Paolo Bettini | 3 | 8.82% |
| Alexandre Vinokourov | 2 | 5.88% |
| Andre Darrigade | 2 | 5.88% |
| Charles Pelissier | 2 | 5.88% |
| Dan Martin | 2 | 5.88% |
| Daniel Teklehaimanot | 2 | 5.88% |
| David Millar | 2 | 5.88% |
| Ferdinand Kübler | 2 | 5.88% |
| Ian Stannard | 2 | 5.88% |
| Jan Janssen | 2 | 5.88% |
| Josef Fischer | 2 | 5.88% |
| Lucien Petit-Breton | 2 | 5.88% |
| Moreno Argentin | 2 | 5.88% |
| Octave Lapize | 2 | 5.88% |
| Phil Anderson | 2 | 5.88% |
| Philippe Thys | 2 | 5.88% |
| Richard Virenque | 2 | 5.88% |
| Rudi Altig | 2 | 5.88% |
| Stijn Devolder | 2 | 5.88% |
| Thomas Voeckler | 2 | 5.88% |
| Tom Dumoulin | 2 | 5.88% |
| William Bonnet | 2 | 5.88% |
| Alexander Kristoff | 1 | 2.94% |
| Andre Leducq | 1 | 2.94% |
| Andrea Tafi | 1 | 2.94% |
| Andreas Klöden | 1 | 2.94% |
| Andrej Hauptman | 1 | 2.94% |
| Andy Hampsten | 1 | 2.94% |
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Note: They need to have at least 20 matches as a keeper-batsmen to be considered (can include all cricket formats, exception to current WKs who haven't played 20 matches ). Can date back to the first WC in 1975.
Here is the list:
India: Syed Kirmani, Kiran More, Sadanand Viswanth, Chandrakant Pandit, Nayan Mongia, Saba Karim, Mannava Prasad, Rahul Dravid, Sameer Dighe, Vijay Dahiya, Parthiv Patel, Dinesh Karthik, MS Dhoni, Wriddhiman Saha, Rishabh Pant (current all-format keeper)
Australia: Rod Marsh, Wayne Phillips, Tim Zoehrer, Greg Dyer, Ian Healy, Adam Gilchrist, Brad Haddin, Tim Paine, Matthew Wade (current T20 Keeper), Peter Nevill, Alex Carey (current ODI & Test Keeper)
England: Bob Taylor, Paul Downton, David Bairstow, Jack Russell, Alec Stewart, Chris Read, James Foster, Geraint Jones, Matt Prior, Paul Nixon, Craig Kieswetter, Johnny Bairstow, Jos Buttler (current all format keeper)
New Zealand: Warren Lees, Ian Smith, Tony Blain, Adam Parore, Lee Germon, Brendon McCullum, Gareth Hopkins, BJ Watling, Luke Ronchi, Tom Latham (ODI Keeper), Tom Blundell (Test keeper), Tim Seifert (T20 Keeper)
South Africa: David Richardson, Mark Boucher, AB de Villers, Heinruch Klaasen, Quinton de Kock (current white-ball keeper), Kyle Verreynne (current test keeper)
Pakistan: Wasim Bari, Saleem Yousuf, Moin Khan, Rashid Laif, Kamran Akmal, Sarafraz Ahmed,Umar Akmal, Adnad Akmal, Mohammad Rizwan (current all-format keeper)
Sri Lanka: Guy de Alwis, Amal Silva, Asanka Gurusinha, Brendon Kuruppu, Ashley de Silva, Hashan Tillakaratne, Romesh Kaluwitharana, Pubudu Dassanayake, Kumar Sangakkara, Prasanna Jayawardene, Dinesh Chandimal (test keeper), Niroshan Dickwella, Kusal Perera ( T20 keeper), Kusal Mendis (ODI Keeper)
West Indies: Deryck Murray, Jeff Dujon, David Williams, Junior Murray, Courtney Browne, Ridley Jacobs, Carlton Baugh, Denesh Ramdin, Andre Fletcher, Devon Thomas, Johnson Charles, Shane Dowrich, Shai Hope (ODI Keeper), Joshua Da Silva (test keeper), Nicholas Pooran (T20 Keeper)
Bangladesh: Khaled Mashud, Mushfiqur Rahim, Liton Das (current all format keeper)
Honourable Mentions: Farokh Engineer (IND), Mahes Goonatilleke (SL), Rohan Kanhai (WI), David Murray (WI), Andy Flower (ZIM), Ken Wadsworth (NZ), Mohammad Shahzad (AFG), Niall O'Brien (IRE), Brendan Taylor (ZIM)
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
| Player | Score | Footage |
|---|---|---|
| Chris Schofield | 57 vs Zimbabwe at Trent Bridge in 2000 | N/A |
| Matthew Hoggard | 38 vs West Indies at The Oval in 2004 | N/A |
| Marcus Trescothick | 219 vs South Africa at The Oval in 2003 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6XcCf6emns |
| Ryan Sidebottom | 31 vs Sri Lanka at Asgiriya Stadium in 2007 | N/A |
| Ian Ward | 39 vs Pakistan at Lord's in 2001 | N/A |
| Usman Afzaal | 54 vs Australia at The Oval in 2001 | N/A |
| James Ormond | 18 VS Australia at The Oval in 2001 | N/A |
| Richard Dawson | 19* vs Australia at The WACA in 2002 | N/A |
| James Foster | 48 vs India at Chinaswamy Stadium in 2001 | N/A |
| Simon Jones | 44 vs India at Lord's in 2002 | N/A |
| Steve Harmison | 49* vs South Africa at The Oval in 2008 | N/A |
| Rob Key | 221 vs West Indies at Lord's in 2004 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umc9mh2ZJ7I |
| James Anderson | 81 vs India at Trent Bridge in 2014 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TV0GAaSDuQ |
| Anthony McGrath | 81 vs Zimbabwe at Riverside Ground in 2003 | N/A |
| Richard Johnson | 26 Vs Sri Lanka at Galle International Stadium in 2003 | N/A |
| James Kirtley | 12 vs Sri Lanka at Sinhalese Sports Club in 2003 | N/A |
| Ed Smith | 64 vs South Africa at Trent Bridge in 2003 | N/A |
| Kabir Ali | 9 vs South Africa at Headingley in 2003 | N/A |
| Gareth Batty | 38 vs Sri Lanka at Asgiriya Stadium in 2003 | N/A |
| Rikki Clarke | 55 vs Bangladesh at MA Aziz Stadium in 2003 | N/A |
| Martin Saggers | 1 vs Bangladesh at MA Aziz Stadium in 2003 | N/A |
| Paul Collingwood | 206 vs Australia at Adelaide Oval in 2006 | N/A |
| Geraint Jones | 100 vs New Zealand at Headingley in 2004 | https://youtu.be/hyOqGGG4uUY |
| Andrew Strauss | 177 vs New Zealand at McLean Park in 2008 | N/A |
| Ian Bell | 235 vs India at The Oval in 2011 | https://youtu.be/la0qlN9hI_Y |
| Kevin Pietersen | 227 vs Australia at Adelaide Oval in 2010 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5anNGO7qXo |
| Shaun Udal | 33* vs Pakistan at Iqbal Stadium in 2005 | N/A |
| Liam Plunkett | 55* vs India at Lord's in 2014 | N/A |
| Ian Blackwell | 4 vs India at Vidarbha Cricket Association Stadium in 2006 | N/A |
| Alastair Cook | 294 VS India at Edgbaston in 2011 | https://youtu.be/h3ZtFfbzrwQ |
| Monty Panesar | 26 vs Sri Lanka at Trent Bridge in 2006 | N/A |
| Owais Shah | 88 vs India at Wankhede Stadium in 2006 | N/A |
| Sajib Mahmood | 34 v |
On Monday, we announced that early delegators to our ISPO would receive a one time 100x FLICK bonus, based on their live stake at the EPOCH snapshot for EPOCH 300.
In a hour, we will start distributing those bonus rewards to those early delegators.
We'll also be sending across a celebratory NFT, which can be viewed here.
If you've not received a Cardano Native Token before, you'll notice your wallet balance increase by around 1.8ADA. This is the "dust" that we must send along with each native token, and is yours to keep!To see the token in Yoroi, you might have to go to the "send" tab of the wallet and see the FLICK + NFT listed there.
In other news....
Yesterday we announced that Ben Morris & Geraint Havard Jones are on the team as official media production advisors. They've been with Flickto since the early days providing their unique insight into the media production industry, so we're pleased to announce them officially now. You can check their IMDB links for credentials, but both have been involved in Directing or Producing TV shows & short films for decades, and Ben in particular has directed some British TV classics such as Holby City, Casualty and Doctors.Their combined input, among many others announcing soon, will help Flickto support the media projects going through our process in order to give them the best chance of success possible!
Yesterday was also the first time that our CEO, President & Co Founder Theo Bailey popped into our Telegram & AMA. Theo has worked in the media industry for a few years, initially providing security services. Through this, he's been able to make deep networking opportunities that will help propel Flickto to success. He's been quiet so far, as he's currently on set supporting the production of Steven Spielbergs latest blockbuster, but we'll be doing a full video & AMA introduction at some point next week.
We'll be announcing more advisors & early backers soon, so stay tuned!
For those that missed it yesterday, the write-up of our AMA with Cardano Daily has been published: https://cryptodaily.io/flickto-ama-recap/It was great to interact with you all yesterday, and we look forward to more AMAs in the future.
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They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
And boy are my arms legs.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
And now I’m cannelloni
