The deceased was thought to have accumulated much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the other, "How much did he leave?"
The other old fellow replied, "All of it."
β¦to get to the other SLIDE
Deter-gents
Day 4 of posting soapy dad jokes for a week!
Pun-gent.
Because laundry Deters gents.
That concludes our tour of the toilets
Tan gents...
Mentos
it's easyer to deter the ladies from washing the dishes than it is to deter gents
he was a secret gay gent
When I greeted him he replied "Everything come out all right?"
If I hadn't just gone, I would've pissed myself.
In-telly-gent
A-gent
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
All it does is deter gents
He was a real tan gent.
But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.
Because they deter gents
An intellidjent guitarist!
Djent is pronounced like "gent" btw
...would he have a pun-gent odor?
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer, he hears a voice and realises it's coming from the bowl of peanuts on the bar "Looking very smart tonight sir and that cologne is hitting all the right notes. Oh yes!"
Somewhat taken aback, but also feeling confident he goes to the Gents to buy some condoms. Just as he's about to put the coins in a voice comes out of the machine "Don't waste your money mate! You haven't got a chance with the ladies tonight."
Astonished at this he relays all this to the barmaid. "Ah, thats easy to explain, the nuts are Complimentary and the condom machine is Out Of Order.
Sorry, I'm going off on a tan gent.
When he came back, he was a tan gent
Because he would be defeated by a gent pee.
But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.
He is pun gent.
"Pun-patrol! You s-pun around on your chair way beyond government regulations!"
"I can't help it! I'm pun-sexual!"
"Sir, o-pun the door or we will have to use force!"
"Stay back! I have a hostage! I don't care if my crimes will ever get ex-pun-ged!"
"Lay down your wea-pun! Face your pun-ishment!"
"Sir, I just arrived and can confirm, he has a Pun-da!"
"Thank god for your pun-ctuality! This changes everything! Now go and pun-ch down the door!"
crashing noises
"Sir! We have fumes! God, what is this pun-gent smell??"
"Ahaha, you ran into my trap! Now die, Pun-k!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH!"
silence
"No time for com-pun-ction. Come, S-pun-ky, we need to leave. Let's head for Pun-ama."
EDIT: formatting.
A tan gent.
This seriously just happened to my sister. Background: I live in CT, and we just got a big snowstorm.
Dad: We got more snow than Buffalo this year. Sister: Wow... Really? Dad: Yep. So far we got about 18 inches of snow and not a single buffalo.
My dad, ladies and gents.
But itβs harder to deter gents.
But its harder to deter gents
That concludes our tour of the toilets.
But itβs more difficult to deter gents
I hear it's easy to convince ladies
not to eat Tide Pods. But it's harder
to deter gents.
But itβs harder to deter gents
itβs more difficult to deter...gents
It's more difficult to deter gents though
It's much harder to deter gents.
Itβs harder to deter gents
