Genesys Puns

BUT TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW!!!

Christler

He's calling it Phil Call Ins

Now my Psalms are all sweaty.

Genesis 8:13b (NIV): "Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry."

(Don't know if this counts as a dad joke but it's a pun and I heard it from my dad)

I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now !!

Genesis, Exodus, and Leviticus.

That’s All

Genesis.

They supported The Doors.

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park your car, man.

http://i.imgur.com/lkGbFJk.png?2

Sega Genesis.

Genesis 24:64 -- And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.

Genesis 1:1 -- "In the big inning..."

Genesis quoi.

Dad: Did you know that baseball is in the Bible? Me: You're lying. Dad: I shit you not. It's in Genesis. Here. (Pulls out a bible and opens to Genesis.) Genesis 1:1, "In the big inning." (Looks at me with his eyes opened wide and busts out laughing.)

I facepalmed, then laughed.

Today Dad and I are on a tour and this other dad is making small talk. He drops these on us without warning:

D2: What's the only book of the Bible that mentions baseball?
Genesis! It says "In the beginning..."
D1: ... Oh, in the "big inning" ... uncomfortable chuckle

D2: When does the Bible mention football?
When Jesus went for the cross.

everyone else looks at each other as if to groan

A Christler.

That’s all.