Was cooking dinner with the fiance the other night and sent her into a giggle fit

She had come home with a bag of groceries and in it was a bunch of broccoli tied together with some yellow rubber tape. It kind of looked like a crime scene when she laid it on the counter. So I asked her, "Did you hear from the eyewitness that saw this broccoli murder?" She said No. So I say, "One guy saw two other broccoli gangsters roll up and shoot the guy. Then they both jumped in their car and the gangster told his driver to floret

So bad, but it got her good.

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👤︎ u/themanimal
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I showed my dad (a union rep) today's newspaper article about a union rep getting beaten with metal baseball bats

I told him "Man, this is like something out of the 1930's gangster era!"

He said "No no no, it's nothing like that. Back then, they used wooden baseball bats."

At least he has a sense of humour about it.

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