"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"

"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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need your help to find new multipuns

A while ago i stumbled upon this 4in1 pun:

It's a TV show featuring a motorcycle gang full of bisexual royal norsemen called Bikings

Mighty redditors can you help me to find more of this kind of multi puns?

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👤︎ u/AHitchHock
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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I am guilty of a dad joke

Trying to make it to the theater on time for a show, with my 12 year old daughter next to me, stuck behind a very slow-moving Cadillac Escalade. Suddenly I throw up some gang symbols and scream "Yo, move it, Escalade, befo things get... Escaladed!"

Daughter goes "omigod" and buries her face in her hands.

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👤︎ u/Rupispupis
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