A list of puns related to "G Flat"
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
You get a flat minor
Flat earthers, the social distancing is really putting them over the edge.
A very flat mouse.
If you don’t C-sharp, you’ll be B-flat
Because it was flat
It would B flat.
Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...
The interviewer waits for the man to sit down before putting the papers in his hand flat on the table between them. "I have here the CV you submitted when you applied for this job. Unfortunately there's a 4 year gap on your CV, can you explain that please?"
The man shuffles uncomfortably in his seat and says "those are the years I went to Yale..."
The interviewer, not expecting this, was taken by surprise and said: "wow that's very impressive! You're hired!"
The man, surprised himself, replies: thanks! I really need this yob!"
A flat major
A flat major.
Miracle grow and fix a flat
It's written in the key of B flat.
So we got some punch and left. This joke kinda fell flat since their wasn't even a punchline to begin with.
I flat out refused. Why would I take money from someone who has no interest?
B♯
He said: "No, but if you sit on them they go flat."
It's in A flat minor.
A trucker came into a Truck Stop Café and placed his order with the waitress. He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "'three flat tires' mean three pancakes; 'a pair of headlights' are two eggs sunny side up; and 'a pair of running boards' are 2 slices of crisp bacon!"
"Oh.. OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!
A flat bread.
The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat!
Had good Special f(x) though
A flat miner.
A flat miner
damn flat earthers
Did you hear about the Cockatiel that was trying to find a new home for his family? He zipped back and forth everywhere, but couldn't find a good spot anywhere. Then he came across a bear, sleeping flat of his back with his mouth wide open. Not recognizing what it was, he thought the bear's mouth would be the perfect spot for a nest. He gathered his family and they all got to work building a new home for themselves, but then the bear woke up. Realizing what was going on, he politely informed them that he couldn't let them nest in his mouth. He hated to do it, but it was quite the bird den to bear.
Fathers day dinner tonight for my dad and my sister and family can't be there because of travel restrictions. I've organised life size cardboard cut outs of them and had my sister record a few dad jokes/puns. But I need help coming up with more ... the best, worst and cringiest are all welcome!
So far I have..
"I'm feeling a little flat"
"I'm board ... cardboard"
"You'd think my ears are painted on, You'll have to speak up"
"Can you believe someone told me I had the personality of cardboard"
Wouldn’t want it to get flat.
I only wanted one granny flat :(
It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.
They keep falling flat.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
Now she’s my flat-mate.
I thought it was really sharp, but I told my friends, and it just fell flat.
Because his flat is too small, and so there's no space for it.
The bartender shows them the door and says, “sorry we don’t serve minors.”
Flat Earthers. Social distancing is really putting them over the edge
A flat miner
A flat minor
A flat miner
A flat minor
A flat miner
A flat minor
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