A thief thought it would be funny to steal Si from the periodic table

It was a silly con

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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons.

I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.

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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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My daughter really wanted to tell a dad joke.

She's 7, here's her attempt:

I saw someone on the couch, with no beard and my husband has a beard and my real husband started screaming "he's trying to steal all your money." That's the joke. Well, it might not be a joke, but it's funny. And then I said "it's you, you idiot, you shaved your beard off." It's a dad joke because it has a dad in it.

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