In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half-man, half-horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
Yeah. He was the Centaur for Disease Control
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Never Apollogize for your jokes about Greek mythology.
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︎ Sep 26 2021
I sucked at Greek Mythology.
You could say it was my Achilles's Elbow.
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︎ Nov 19 2021
Parking vs Greek mythology
You feed Demeter or Demeter feeds you.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Have you heard about Chiron of Greek mythology?
With his medical skills, he's known as the first centaur for disease control!
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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.
That has always been my Achillesโ elbow.
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Lily's fatal Greek mythology school play.
Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.
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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.
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My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
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What is the name of the author who writes children's books about mythology?
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︎ Jan 09 2022
Son: Dad, why'd you name me Oddesyus? He's from greek mythology.
Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
My lack of knowledge of Greek Mythology...
...is my Achilleโs knee.
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︎ Nov 26 2016
What do you call the Greek God of regret?
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︎ Jan 08 2022
I know Almost nothing about Greek Mythology.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I was wondering where you guys get all these funny dad jokes from?
Then I came to the conclusion that they're just all kept in a dadabase.....
I'll see myself out
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If you donโt have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology,...
I can give you a mini tour.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Funny Windu
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︎ Nov 29 2021
The only course I flunked horribly in college was on Greek mythology.
It was my Achillesโ elbow.
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︎ May 30 2018
I know a lot about ancient history, except for Greek Mythology.
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︎ Jan 22 2017
Today Iโve decided to relax, not do much, and maybe read a little Norse mythology.
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What do you call a Greek foot doctor?
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According to people in Ancient Greece , what was the favorite dish by anyone who didnโt speak Greek?
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︎ Dec 29 2021
The Ancient Romans II
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︎ Dec 29 2021
I read somewhere that cats understand Greekโฆ
I asked mine and she said โฮผโ.
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︎ Dec 02 2021
As my wife and I were making Greek for dinner tonight, I told her to be very careful with the cheese container she was holding.
The feta of the world was in her hands.
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︎ Nov 21 2021
What do you call a hill that's funny?
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My husband doesnโt think Iโm funnyโฆ
Heโs currently playing a computer game when I heard hammering or chopping. I looked onscreen to see his character hitting a wall or fence. I asked if he was building a fence, to which he replied โIโm fortifying this structure for protection.โ So I said, โah, so youโre building de-fense.โ
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︎ Nov 14 2021
Word on the street is, Cookie Monster has tested positive for COVID
It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.
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What is a programmerโs favorite Greek myth?
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The ancient Greek mythical character Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor
thus making him the Centaur for Disease Control.
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︎ Sep 04 2021
Geddit? No? Only me?
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︎ Dec 28 2021
These aren't dad jokes...
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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Mountains arenโt just funnyโฆ.
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Did you know there was a Greek god who worked in his office?
His name was Cubicles (pronounced cu-bi-klees)
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︎ Nov 11 2021
It this sub dead?
There hasn't been a post all year!
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COVID jokes aren't funny.
They're just downright tasteless.
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You guys, being color blind sucks. I tried to make a funny dad joke on Reddit
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︎ Dec 24 2021
If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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What do you call your average ancient Greek?
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︎ Sep 08 2021
So in a stunning turnabout my 8 year old nailed me with a great dad joke. โWhatโs the worst smelling monster in mythology?โ
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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!"
Her: "What the hell does that mean?!"
Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
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Why did the Greek cheese cry on her wedding day?
Because her dress didnโt feta.
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︎ Oct 22 2021
You think the Omicron variant is bad?
Because the next one will be 3.14 times worse.
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︎ Nov 28 2021
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
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︎ Jun 03 2020
In Greek mythology, Chiron was half man, half horse. He had knowledge and wisdom in medicine.
You could say he was the centaur for disease control
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︎ Jan 01 2020
My knowledge isn't too good when it comes to Greek mythology
It's always been my Achilles elbow
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︎ Aug 12 2019
My poor knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
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︎ Oct 26 2015
According to Greek myth, Chiron was half man, half horse and was very well-versed in medicine.
He was the original Centaur for Disease Control.
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