My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:

Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?" "Erm, I don't know" I replied "Mickey Mouse" he replied laughing

"Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs" "Donald Duck" I replied

"No, all ducks you idiot"

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📅︎ Feb 22 2023
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