I often read dad jokes here and think to myself, "That's not funny at all!" or "Come on man! Another repost!?" or "Boooooriiiiing!" And then...

I press 'Submit'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
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I was wondering where you guys get all these funny dad jokes from?

Then I came to the conclusion that they're just all kept in a dadabase.....

I'll see myself out πŸšͺπŸšΆπŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

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Everyday when I bring my boss documents to sign he gives me the same dad joke β€œI won’t get sued will I” how can I make him feel funny?

What can I respond to him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FloydTheBarber69
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You guys, being color blind sucks. I tried to make a funny dad joke on Reddit

But I totally blue it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petite_alsacienne
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Dad jokes are really funny, here’s y

Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmedPenguin47
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When does a dad joke become funny?

When it’s apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckpaint
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What do you call a dad whose jokes are funny?

Inexperienced

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilicstefanv
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Dad Jokes about Communism aren't funny

Unless everyone gets them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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Wanted to share a funny Dad joke my wife perfectly set up for me, today.

My wife and I were visiting Bass Pro Shop today and I noticed there were some ducks in the pond outside of the building. I pointed them out to my wife who, upon noticing them bobbing up and down in the water, asked me what they were doing. Without missing a beat I replied "They're Ducking."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglarinn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Why do people love Dad jokes? I mean they're only funny when they're apparent...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syclus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Will dad jokes stop being funny next year?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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My dad just told me this joke. It's funny but also sad.

Why do ice cubes get straight a's? Because they are always at the top of their glass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/names_dave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Haha funny dad joke 360 ooba dooba

penny factories make a lot of sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ECG-Sage
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My dad made a funny joke about corn

It was a maize zing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salty904
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Funny dad joke math problem

My son brings home math homework. Son: dad I can’t figure out this question. Dad: well what’s the question? Son: how do you know this is not an acute angle? Dad: that’s easy son! It’s not an ugly one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_arroyo726
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This old guy comes into my job all the time with dad jokes & i have to pretend they are funny. "Can you name 3 cars that start with P?"

"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dazegoby
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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Dad-jokes for self-defense (crossposted from /r/funny)

https://i.redd.it/4nxahotzfku11.jpg

As mentioned on /r/funny, it's a shame we don't know the actual joke used here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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x-post from funny: Misspell 'dual monitors' prompts wonderful dad-jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vincentrose88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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Its funny how similar β€œdad joke” and β€œbad joke” looks.

In fact it looks the same the father away you are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smhanna
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Anti-joke for dads (xpost from r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/katiebeep
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My Dad's simplistic Jokes that I now find funny

Side Note: I'm older and moved out of the house and I find these jokes funny now. I just found this sub and wanted to share a piece of my childhood.

When I was around 10 years old, I jumped in a pool and instantly started shivering. My dad looks at me and says "Did the turtle go back in the shell?"

Another time, my older brother was making a sandwich and had it finished sitting on a plate on the counter. My brother turned around to put the stuff away in the fridge and in that minuet my dad walked up stairs grabbed the sandwich and walked back down stairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurchman
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Ppl ask why dad jokes are so funny, I tell them it's all about the delivery

Which is why the Dr with no arms couldn't work with pregnant women

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rationaljackass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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Idris Elba with the dad joke x-post from r/funny

http://i.imgur.com/GhtW3Vq.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelsew
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Rick's dad jokes are the best (x-post from r/funny)

http://imgur.com/gallery/YtNd0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eman0Lluf0Dda
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I read a joke here, told it to my dad and he came back with another funny.

I told my dad this joke which was just posted here: http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/37gt2n/the_bank_must_really_like_me/

He said, "Just like that farmer... He was outstanding in his field!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heisenberger_
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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Post breakup dad jokes can hurt... But damn they can be funny..

Significant other recently dumped me to heal some personal life issues alone. Call the family and explain the situation, tell them that bf was sadly a recovering drug addict.

Go home to enjoy a mom daughter weekend. Bad dad joke ensues.

Dad calls: What are you and your mom up to today? Me: We just finished a manicure pedicure session. Dad: I thought you just got rid of one of those? Me: ...what?.. Dad: A man-to-cure. Me: .....Face palm. Okay dad... That was pretty good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schatraw10
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My fab dad joke tonight...at least I thought it was funny!

My 10 year old son says "one half + one half is on whole."

I say "And one hole is zero, because there is nothing in it!"

(Holding my hands on the shape of a zero)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snikpoh09
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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My dad's kind of joke. (x-post from /r/funny) reddit.com/tb/1rq41c
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahoe
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These kind of jokes make the best dads (x-post from /r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warlach
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I often read dad jokes here and think to myself, β€œThat’s not funny at all!” or β€œCome on man! Another repost!?” or β€œBoooooriiiiing!” And then...
I press β€œSubmit”.
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What do you call a dad joke that isn't funny?

A dad joke.

(Credit: my daughter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motlycys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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When is a dad joke funny?

When it's apparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Dad jokes are not funny

Dad jokes r/funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casper889
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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How does a Dad joke know it’s funny?

When it becomes apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacticalslacker
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Typical dad joke (x post from r/funny)

http://i.imgur.com/ym8ygJA.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theposhsausage
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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(X-post /r/funny) Dad jokes till the end.
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