A list of puns related to "Full Size"
BUT, when I tried to drive it, it wooden go.
Credit : u/johnnycrosshatch
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
...that they had to go and make USB?
Dad: William.
Food truck with eggs being the theme in every dish.
"The Poach Coach"
Popular dishes:
"I'd prefer a full size shower, thanks"
...with a full-sized ship's steering wheel attached to the zipper of his pants.
The bartender says, "There's a steering wheel attached to your zipper, doesn't that bother you?"
The pirate replies, "Argh, it's driving me nuts."
It's a family tradition to make homemade chili when it gets cold out. My girlfriend and I went through a full size crocpot of it in one afternoon. The next day I stepped outside for a smoke and suddenly, it hit me like my ass had just struck oil. I ran inside, scrambling towards the back of the house, but she thought I was running in from the cold and asked, "Chilly out, babe?" To which I replied "All of it!!!!"
edit:grammar
I've asked my dad for a couple of changes around the house lately. After I mentioned something else today, I remarked that our family could use a suggestion box, but then said that I realized it would quickly be full of requests for La-Z-Boy recliners.
Dad replies: "But we've already got our own full-sized lazy boy!" and of course starts laughing as if he were the funniest dad ever.
Watching an advertisement for sheets and they were listing sizes.
Fiancee: what's the difference between a queen and full queen?
Me: Dinner
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