Fritz Koenig's sculpture 'Sphere': before, during and after NYC's September 11th attacks on the WTC towers.
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Podcast-PlayList vom Donnerstag, 24.06.2021
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rumblebully
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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Von_Bostaph
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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Because a toothbrush works better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravenhiss
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Pulled a Dad Joke on a Nurse

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rei_920
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2021
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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires....

Had to ground him until he could conduct himself properly.

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What’s the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WVU_Benjisaur
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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

..... Will get a reward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I'd ruther not say
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
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Why are elevator jokes so good

Because they work on many levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
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Rational
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mainhoonmadrasi
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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history?

The Bushes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caverypca
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text.

I want to talk about my father and the wonderful influence he has had on my life,' he told the audience. 'He is a shining example of parenthood, and I love him more than words could ever do justice.'

At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, 'Sorry, but it's really hard to read my father’s handwriting.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
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Interviewer : why should we hire you as a waiter?

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Motor_Fox_9541
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Looking forward to the Fibonacci convention this year, it's supposed to be really special..

..and as big as the last two put together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Argon enters a bar, the bartender says β€œWe don’t serve noble gases here.”

Argon does not react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dick_Squeakly
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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moplex1234
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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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