But I've seen stranger things.
It was a light roast!
I just haven’t reddit yet
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I just haven’t reddit yet
Edit: omg i never expected this to do so good, i usually get 3/4 upvotes, thank you all so much!!
Thots and prayers
It was turrible.
He said, "let's revue."
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Three, to be exact.
His friend says, “Wow! That’s the best thing since bread.”
The inventor says, “Well, I’m about to blow your mind.”
Me: You just really ate to see it
I said "Sure, I'll give you a walkthrough."
He owes me big time.
He's Anime Ted.
I told him i've caught bits of it.
My status: Any tips on how to keep raccoons from eating my corn crop? I'm all ears. But seriously raccoons are assholes.
Dad friend responds back to back.
"There's a kernel of truth to that statement!"
"But shucks, poor guys can't help it."
"Maybe get your dog to start stalking them."
I asked if he needed it removed
I replied, "I guess you can't go on r/shitty_car_mods."
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
No one told me life was gonna be this way!
No one ever told me life was gonna be this way.
