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Throwaway since I could be identified if someone tried hard enough.

My father is currently partaking in a long and grueling pilgrimage of over 300 miles on the Notre Dame Trail. The organizers suggested family members write letters to encourage and motivate the pilgrims.

I have chosen to borrow some amazing content from /r/dadjokes to text to my father on a daily basis. He loves to make bad jokes and is often seen laughing at his own puns. He said he tells the jokes to the group every day when they've finished walking and they always get a chuckle from the crowd.

So sincerely, thank you and keep up the good work!

My mother has also joined him for the final 3 days so if anyone has some good, clean mom related dad jokes, feel free to share them with me!

Alright, I am the manager at a new vr place in our mall- and we have a wonderful foosball table that people can come in and play free. Three teenage boys come in and challenge me to a game of 2 vs. 2. As I am destroying them, with the boy next to me mostly texting, one stops and looks at me after getting his first point on our team and says "This is getting intense." I nod and look around confused, then say "Uh.. I think you are confused, we are indoors-- not in-tents."

Lets just say i was pretty proud of myself today.

My dad recently started working out, and so he got a personal trainer at our local gym. Earlier today they were texting each other....

Dad: Hey, are you available 5pm on Tuesday?

PT: I believe so. Let me get back to you to confirm that.

Dad: K, sounds good. I'm free other days as well, so if Tuesday doesn't work then no sweat :)

my boyfriend texted his brother asking what he was up to. His brother responded, "Not much, just chillin at home." Boyfriend responded, "Feel free to turn up the heat if you need to."