Youth intake March 2022. Newcastle have new owners after Mike Ashley sold the club, but he decided to come back to haunt us as a 16 year old regen. We also have a Freddy Shepherd in the same intake who was chairman of the club before Ashley took over. Fuckin baffled as to how this has happened reddit.com/gallery/lg5i93
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Tommy Jarvis, Ash Williams, adult Laurie Strode, adult Nancy Thompson, adult Andy Barclay, and Tina Shepherd decide to team up to hunt down and kill Leatherface, Jason Voorhes, Michael Myers, Chucky, Ghostface (stu), The Evil (from evil dead), and Freddy Krueger can they do it?

Beating Jason Voorhes and Freddy Krueger could be sending them to hell as that seems to be what put them down the longest and otherwise those two can’t really β€œdie”

Bonus Round: add Dean and Sam Winchester along with the Ghost Busters to the team and they fight all the villains at once in Camp Crystal Lake in a huge Endgame-like battle

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This is Freddy, the German Shepherd-Corgi Mix
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This is Freddy, the German Shepherd-Corgi Mix
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BREAKING: Former Newcastle United chairman Freddy Shepherd has died. twitter.com/SkySportsNews…
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My dog Freddy (beagle) and his friend Taz (Mini Australian Shepherd)
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Football family honours Freddy Shepherd bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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Former Newcastle Chairman Freddy Shepherd Reveals His Best and Worst Ever Signings 90min.com/posts/4642001-f…
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Singer songwriter Freddie Mercury at his Shepherds Bush flat, 1969
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Football family honours Freddy Shepherd bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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Freddy Shepherd refuses to rule out a return to Newcastle United chroniclelive.co.uk/sport…
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Freddy Shepherd refuses to rule out a return to Newcastle United chroniclelive.co.uk/sport…
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Freddy Shepherd on the day Newcastle United tried to nick Alex Ferguson from Manchester United chroniclelive.co.uk/sport…
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Freddy Shepherd has revealed how he fought off competition from Manchester United to land the word-record signing of Alan Shearer. dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo…
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Meet Freddie. Half German Shepherd and half American Bulldog. Does he belong here? πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ reddit.com/gallery/lzoon9
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Our German Shepherd pup (Shelby) playing with the two kittens (Buddy & Freddie) she found that we adopted. They’re inseparable.
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Meet Freddie... Welcomed as a member of our pack today. 10-week old german shepherd mix rescue pupper. Booper engaged.
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Freddie Shepherd has died twitter.com/padugout/stat…
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[For Sale] Selling a large portion of my collection! Lots of stuff - Mostly indie
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Penis slang

Here is all the penis slang I could find, courtesy of the internet

  1. A

  2. Ace in the hole

  3. Acorn Andy

  4. Action Jackson

  5. Adam Halfpint

  6. Admiral Winky

  7. African black snake

  8. Afro man

  9. AIDS baster

  10. AIDS grenade, The

  11. Alabama blacksnake

  12. Albino cave dweller

  13. All-day sucker

  14. Anaconda

  15. Anal impaler

  16. Anal intruder

  17. Anal Spear

  18. Ankle spanker

  19. Apple-headed monster

  20. Ass blaster

  21. Ass pirate

  22. Ass wedge

  23. Astralgod

  24. Auger-headed gut wrench

  25. B

  26. Ba-donk-a-donk

  27. Baby maker

  28. Baby's arm holding an apple

  29. Baby's arm in a boxing glove

  30. Bacon bazooker

  31. Bacon rod

  32. Badboy

  33. Bagpipe

  34. Bald Avenger, The

  35. Bald butler

  36. Bald-headed beauty

  37. Bald-headed giggle stick

  38. Bald-headed hermit

  39. Bald-headed Jesus

  40. Bald-headed yogurt slinger

  41. Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser

  42. Ball buddy

  43. Baloney pony

  44. Banana

  45. Bat and balls

  46. Battering ram

  47. Bayonet

  48. Bavarian Beefstick

  49. Beard splitter

  50. Bearded burglar

  51. Beastus maximus

  52. Beaver buster

  53. Beaver Cleaver

  54. Bed snake

  55. Beef baton

  56. Beef bayonet

  57. Beef belt buckle

  58. Beef bugle

  59. Beef bus

  60. Beef missile

  61. Beef soldier

  62. Beef stick

  63. Beefy McManstick

  64. Bell rope

  65. Belly stick

  66. Best leg of three

  67. (Big) Beanpole

  68. Big Dick & the twins

  69. Big Dickus

  70. Big Jake the ene-eyed snake

  71. Big Jim and the Twins

  72. Big Johnson

  73. Big Lebowski

  74. Big number one

  75. Big Mac

  76. Big red

  77. Big rod

  78. Big Uncle

  79. Biggus Dickus

  80. Bilbo Baggins

  81. Bishop, The

  82. Bishop with his nice red hat

  83. Bitch blaster

  84. Bitch stick

  85. Bits and pieces

  86. Blind butler

  87. Blind snake

  88. Blood blunt

  89. Blood slug

  90. Blood sword

  91. Blow pop

  92. Blowtorch

  93. Blue steel

  94. Blue-veined jackhammer

  95. Blue-veined junket pumper

  96. Blue-veined piccolo

  97. Blue-veined puss chucker

  98. Blue-veiner

  99. Blunt

  100. Bob

  101. Bob Dole

  102. Bob Johnson

  103. Bobo

  104. Bone

  105. Bone phone

  106. Bone rollercoaster

  107. Boneless beef

  108. Boneless fish

  109. Boner

  110. Boney cannelloni

  111. Bone-her

  112. Bop gun

  113. Bottle rocket

  114. Bow-legged swamp donkey

  115. Box buster

  116. Boybrush

  117. Bradford and the pair

  118. Bratwurst

  119. Breakfast burrito

  120. Breakfast wood

  121. Broom

  122. Brutus

  123. Bubba

  124. Bulbulous big-knob

  125. Bumtickler

  126. Bush beater

  127. Bush rusher

  128. Bushwhacker

  129. Buster Hymen

  130. Buster McThunderstick

  131. Butt blaster

  132. Butt pirate

  133. Butter churn

  134. Butt

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Weekly New Release Thread - November 19th, 2021
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Season 1-6 all completely incorrect guesses.

This is every contestant that every judge got wrong from Seasons 1-6. Also goes for guest judges. Spoiler mark just in case.

Season 1:

Hippo

Real Identity: Antonio Brown

Robin's Guess: Odell Beckham Jr.

Jenny's Guess: Deion Sanders

Ken's Guess: Deion Sanders

Nicole's Guess: Allen Iverson

Pineapple

Real Identity: Tommy Chong

Robin's Guess: Sugar Ray Leonard

Jenny's Guess: Cheech Marin

Ken's Guess: Jimmy Buffett

Nicole's Guess: Kid Rock

Poodle

Real Identity: Margaret Cho

Robin's Guess: Judge Judy Sheindlin

Jenny's Guess: Kathy Lee

Ken's Guess: Melissa Rivers

Joel's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Nicole's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Lion

Real Identity: Rumer Willis

Robin's Guess: Michelle Williams

Jenny's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Kenan's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Ken's Guess: Dawn Robinson

Nicole's Guess: Hailee Steinfeld

Monster

Real Identity: T-Pain

Robin's Guess: Jamie Foxx

Jenny's Guess: Michael Vick

Ken's Guess: Darius Rucker

Nicole's Guess: CeeLo Green

Kenan's Guess: Tyrese Gibson

Season 2

Ice Cream

Real Identity: Tyler "Ninja" Blevins

Robin's Guess: deadmau5

Jenny's Guess: Rob Dyrdek

Ken's Guess: PewDiePie

Nicole's Guess: Marshmello

Panda

Real Identity: Laila Ali

Robin's Guess: Loni Love

Jenny's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Ken's Guess: Queen Latifah

Nicole's Guess: Venus Williams

Eagle

Real Identity: Dr. Drew Pinsky

Robin's Guess: Howard Stern

Jenny's Guess: Adam Carolla

Ken's Guess: Craig Ferguson

Nicole's Guess: Jeff Foxworthy

Penguin

Real Identity: Sherri Shepherd

Robin's Guess: Mindy Kaling

Jenny's Guess: Nicole Byer

Ken's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Nicole's Guess: Star Jones

Ladybug

Real Identity: Kelly Osbourne

Robin's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Jenny's Guess: Paris Jackson

Triumph's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Ken's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Nicole's Guess: Jamie Lynn Spears

Rottweiler

Real Identity: Chris Daughtry

Robin's Guess: Darren Criss

Jenny's Guess: Jason Mraz

Ken's Guess: Dave Franco

Nicole's Guess: Darren Criss

Season 3:

Robot

Real Identity: Lil Wayne

Robin's Guess: Shaun White

Jenny's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Ken's Guess: Flava Flav

Jamie's Guess: Steve-O

Nicole's Guess: Floyd Mayweather

Llama

Real Identity: Drew Carey

Robin's Guess: Adam Carolla

Jenny's Guess: Kelsey Grammer

Ken's Guess: Joel McHale

Jason's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Nicole's Guess: Woody Harrelson

Elephant

Real Identity: Tony Hawk

Robin's Guess: Travis Pastrana

Jenny's Guess: Lance Armstrong

Ken's Guess: Beto O'Rourke

Nicole's Guess

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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