A list of puns related to "Freddy Shepherd"
Beating Jason Voorhes and Freddy Krueger could be sending them to hell as that seems to be what put them down the longest and otherwise those two canβt really βdieβ
Bonus Round: add Dean and Sam Winchester along with the Ghost Busters to the team and they fight all the villains at once in Camp Crystal Lake in a huge Endgame-like battle
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Alvvays β Antisocialities (clear with yellow smoke) 20$ SOLD
Angel Olsen β Burn your fire for no witness 10$ SOLD
Angel Olsen β Whole New Mess (clear smoke) 10$ SOLD
Animal Collective β Feels 22$
Animal Collective β Merriweather Post Pavillion VG+/VG+ 15$
Animal Collective β Strawberry Jam VG+/VG+ 15$
All A/C for 45$ SOLD
Arcade Fire β The Suburbs 20$ SOLD
Band of Horses β Cease to Begin 12$ SOLD
Beach House β Depression Cherry 15$
All BH for 85$ SOLD
The Beatles β Sgt. Pepperβs Lonely Hearts Club Band (anniversary edition) 20$ SOLD
The Black Keys β Brothers 35$
The Black Keys β The Big Come Up $10 VG/NM
Both Black Keys for 40$ SOLD
Bon Iver β 22, A Million 15$
Bon Iver β s/t 15$
Bon Iver β For Emma, Forever Ago 15$
All Bon Jovi for 30$ SOLD
Boygenius β s/t 15$ SOLD
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A
Ace in the hole
Acorn Andy
Action Jackson
Adam Halfpint
Admiral Winky
African black snake
Afro man
AIDS baster
AIDS grenade, The
Alabama blacksnake
Albino cave dweller
All-day sucker
Anaconda
Anal impaler
Anal intruder
Anal Spear
Ankle spanker
Apple-headed monster
Ass blaster
Ass pirate
Ass wedge
Astralgod
Auger-headed gut wrench
B
Ba-donk-a-donk
Baby maker
Baby's arm holding an apple
Baby's arm in a boxing glove
Bacon bazooker
Bacon rod
Badboy
Bagpipe
Bald Avenger, The
Bald butler
Bald-headed beauty
Bald-headed giggle stick
Bald-headed hermit
Bald-headed Jesus
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser
Ball buddy
Baloney pony
Banana
Bat and balls
Battering ram
Bayonet
Bavarian Beefstick
Beard splitter
Bearded burglar
Beastus maximus
Beaver buster
Beaver Cleaver
Bed snake
Beef baton
Beef bayonet
Beef belt buckle
Beef bugle
Beef bus
Beef missile
Beef soldier
Beef stick
Beefy McManstick
Bell rope
Belly stick
Best leg of three
(Big) Beanpole
Big Dick & the twins
Big Dickus
Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
Big Jim and the Twins
Big Johnson
Big Lebowski
Big number one
Big Mac
Big red
Big rod
Big Uncle
Biggus Dickus
Bilbo Baggins
Bishop, The
Bishop with his nice red hat
Bitch blaster
Bitch stick
Bits and pieces
Blind butler
Blind snake
Blood blunt
Blood slug
Blood sword
Blow pop
Blowtorch
Blue steel
Blue-veined jackhammer
Blue-veined junket pumper
Blue-veined piccolo
Blue-veined puss chucker
Blue-veiner
Blunt
Bob
Bob Dole
Bob Johnson
Bobo
Bone
Bone phone
Bone rollercoaster
Boneless beef
Boneless fish
Boner
Boney cannelloni
Bone-her
Bop gun
Bottle rocket
Bow-legged swamp donkey
Box buster
Boybrush
Bradford and the pair
Bratwurst
Breakfast burrito
Breakfast wood
Broom
Brutus
Bubba
Bulbulous big-knob
Bumtickler
Bush beater
Bush rusher
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Buster McThunderstick
Butt blaster
Butt pirate
Butter churn
Butt
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Mayday Parade - What It Means To Fall Apart
Dan Campbell - Other People's Lives
Jimmy Eat World - Clarity: Phoenix Sessions
Converge & Chelsea Wolfe - Bloodmoon: I
I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - RAZZMATAZZ (Deluxe Edition)
Bears In Trees - and everybody else smiled back
Jim Lindberg - Songs from the Elkhorn Trail
snake eyes - the lovehate mixtape
Sly Withers - Gardens (Deluxe Edition)
Taking Meds - Terrible News From Wonderful Men
Maybeshewill - No Feeling is Final
Manchester Orchestra - The Million Masks Of God: The Remixes (EP)
Belmont - Bowser's Mixtape (EP)
Owen - Live at The Lexington (EP)
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
This is every contestant that every judge got wrong from Seasons 1-6. Also goes for guest judges. Spoiler mark just in case.
Season 1:
Hippo
Real Identity: Antonio Brown
Robin's Guess: Odell Beckham Jr.
Jenny's Guess: Deion Sanders
Ken's Guess: Deion Sanders
Nicole's Guess: Allen Iverson
Pineapple
Real Identity: Tommy Chong
Robin's Guess: Sugar Ray Leonard
Jenny's Guess: Cheech Marin
Ken's Guess: Jimmy Buffett
Nicole's Guess: Kid Rock
Poodle
Real Identity: Margaret Cho
Robin's Guess: Judge Judy Sheindlin
Jenny's Guess: Kathy Lee
Ken's Guess: Melissa Rivers
Joel's Guess: Jillian Michaels
Nicole's Guess: Jillian Michaels
Lion
Real Identity: Rumer Willis
Robin's Guess: Michelle Williams
Jenny's Guess: Kelly Rowland
Kenan's Guess: Kelly Rowland
Ken's Guess: Dawn Robinson
Nicole's Guess: Hailee Steinfeld
Monster
Real Identity: T-Pain
Robin's Guess: Jamie Foxx
Jenny's Guess: Michael Vick
Ken's Guess: Darius Rucker
Nicole's Guess: CeeLo Green
Kenan's Guess: Tyrese Gibson
Season 2
Ice Cream
Real Identity: Tyler "Ninja" Blevins
Robin's Guess: deadmau5
Jenny's Guess: Rob Dyrdek
Ken's Guess: PewDiePie
Nicole's Guess: Marshmello
Panda
Real Identity: Laila Ali
Robin's Guess: Loni Love
Jenny's Guess: Wanda Sykes
Ken's Guess: Queen Latifah
Nicole's Guess: Venus Williams
Eagle
Real Identity: Dr. Drew Pinsky
Robin's Guess: Howard Stern
Jenny's Guess: Adam Carolla
Ken's Guess: Craig Ferguson
Nicole's Guess: Jeff Foxworthy
Penguin
Real Identity: Sherri Shepherd
Robin's Guess: Mindy Kaling
Jenny's Guess: Nicole Byer
Ken's Guess: Wanda Sykes
Nicole's Guess: Star Jones
Ladybug
Real Identity: Kelly Osbourne
Robin's Guess: Lindsay Lohan
Jenny's Guess: Paris Jackson
Triumph's Guess: Lindsay Lohan
Ken's Guess: Lindsay Lohan
Nicole's Guess: Jamie Lynn Spears
Rottweiler
Real Identity: Chris Daughtry
Robin's Guess: Darren Criss
Jenny's Guess: Jason Mraz
Ken's Guess: Dave Franco
Nicole's Guess: Darren Criss
Season 3:
Robot
Real Identity: Lil Wayne
Robin's Guess: Shaun White
Jenny's Guess: Johnny Knoxville
Ken's Guess: Flava Flav
Jamie's Guess: Steve-O
Nicole's Guess: Floyd Mayweather
Llama
Real Identity: Drew Carey
Robin's Guess: Adam Carolla
Jenny's Guess: Kelsey Grammer
Ken's Guess: Joel McHale
Jason's Guess: Johnny Knoxville
Nicole's Guess: Woody Harrelson
Elephant
Real Identity: Tony Hawk
Robin's Guess: Travis Pastrana
Jenny's Guess: Lance Armstrong
Ken's Guess: Beto O'Rourke
Nicole's Guess
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