Frank Zamboni Puns

A revolutionary inventor, despite being dead for almost 40 years, his name still resurfaces.

While looking up random info I noticed that Frank Joseph Zamboni Jr, the inventor of the Zamboni ice resurfacer, hasn't been inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame. Does anyone have any idea why? Is he not seen as worthy of an induction?

Heroic Frank Z.

Sliding fearlessly across

Hockey player blood.

As read on the toilet seat: http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyama/comments/1sa4m6/request_frank_zamboni_also_know_as_ueptar/

TLDR Lets make a super list of things to do in KL, what would you include?

Hello friends

Recently I've read, heard and seen the plights of monyets in trying to find interesting things to do in the Greater Klang Valley (and by extension an hour drive out of KL), and I thought well maybe it's time we made a super list of things to do and see especially considering the disturbances in our lives over the past two years. [Note: We should eventually do all the cities in Malaysia, I just happen to live in KL so it's what I started with]

So drop by your suggestions, local haunts, interesting but unexpected things, or anything at all really to give your fellow monyets or tourists some inspiration or a master cheat sheet of the many interesting things in KL's backyard! Then I'll compose it into some incomprehensible wall of text with some pictures, maybe even subheadings. I'll start with some of the things I've seen people do over the weeks- this list is by no means exhaustive nor constructed in particular order

But do mention stuff like if you've attended those sip and paint events, pottery classes, went to Aquaria and so on! Lets make a super list!

PS: I'm not including food as that is it's own article, but hey if there's anything in particular you want to recommend go for it

Hiking

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Price - Free to RM20ish (Like the Skywalk at FRIM)

Locations - There are a few trails like Bukit Gasing, KL Forest Eco Park, Bukit Sri Bintang, FRIM and etc. More trails like Bukit Fraser, Japanese Village and Broga open up about an hours drive from KL.

Time - 2-5 hours depending on the trail

Hiking is an activity many people enjoy. There's something about walking in nature and getting to know the wondrous fauna of Malaysia that intrigues people. At the end of it, there's always a fantastic view, a milestone to mark the apex of your journey; a reward to those who endured the humidity of the jungle and the trail. There's also that oh so fresh air, and truly this is just one of those things that can be difficult to properly find elsewhere.

Depending on the trail your experience may vary but definitely if you enjoy the outdoors hiking is something you can ideally do once a month, rotating between the different trails that we have. It's also one that you can get to know a person as you walk, as everybody

Here is all the penis slang I could find, courtesy of the internet

1. A

2. Ace in the hole

3. Acorn Andy

4. Action Jackson

5. Adam Halfpint

6. Admiral Winky

7. African black snake

8. Afro man

9. AIDS baster

10. AIDS grenade, The

11. Alabama blacksnake

12. Albino cave dweller

13. All-day sucker

14. Anaconda

15. Anal impaler

16. Anal intruder

17. Anal Spear

18. Ankle spanker

19. Apple-headed monster

20. Ass blaster

21. Ass pirate

22. Ass wedge

23. Astralgod

24. Auger-headed gut wrench

25. B

26. Ba-donk-a-donk

27. Baby maker

28. Baby's arm holding an apple

29. Baby's arm in a boxing glove

30. Bacon bazooker

31. Bacon rod

32. Badboy

33. Bagpipe

34. Bald Avenger, The

35. Bald butler

36. Bald-headed beauty

37. Bald-headed giggle stick

38. Bald-headed hermit

39. Bald-headed Jesus

40. Bald-headed yogurt slinger

41. Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser

42. Ball buddy

43. Baloney pony

44. Banana

45. Bat and balls

46. Battering ram

47. Bayonet

48. Bavarian Beefstick

49. Beard splitter

50. Bearded burglar

51. Beastus maximus

52. Beaver buster

53. Beaver Cleaver

54. Bed snake

55. Beef baton

56. Beef bayonet

57. Beef belt buckle

58. Beef bugle

59. Beef bus

60. Beef missile

61. Beef soldier

62. Beef stick

63. Beefy McManstick

64. Bell rope

65. Belly stick

66. Best leg of three

67. (Big) Beanpole

68. Big Dick & the twins

69. Big Dickus

70. Big Jake the ene-eyed snake

71. Big Jim and the Twins

72. Big Johnson

73. Big Lebowski

74. Big number one

75. Big Mac

76. Big red

77. Big rod

78. Big Uncle

79. Biggus Dickus

80. Bilbo Baggins

81. Bishop, The

82. Bishop with his nice red hat

83. Bitch blaster

84. Bitch stick

85. Bits and pieces

86. Blind butler

87. Blind snake

88. Blood blunt

89. Blood slug

90. Blood sword

91. Blow pop

92. Blowtorch

93. Blue steel

94. Blue-veined jackhammer

95. Blue-veined junket pumper

96. Blue-veined piccolo

97. Blue-veined puss chucker

98. Blue-veiner

99. Blunt

100. Bob

101. Bob Dole

102. Bob Johnson

103. Bobo

104. Bone

105. Bone phone

106. Bone rollercoaster

107. Boneless beef

108. Boneless fish

109. Boner

110. Boney cannelloni

111. Bone-her

112. Bop gun

113. Bottle rocket

114. Bow-legged swamp donkey

115. Box buster

116. Boybrush

117. Bradford and the pair

118. Bratwurst

119. Breakfast burrito

120. Breakfast wood

121. Broom

122. Brutus

123. Bubba

124. Bulbulous big-knob

125. Bumtickler

126. Bush beater

127. Bush rusher

128. Bushwhacker

129. Buster Hymen

130. Buster McThunderstick

131. Butt blaster

132. Butt pirate

133. Butter churn

134. Butt

Hello Everyone,

I just want to review the restaurant, as it was a great experience overall except for one thing, but here is my story.

After a long day of work and balancing the fine conversation with my fiancé and still getting my job done, on a day that should be a holiday anyway. So, at the end of the day when I get that sweat text, we are trying Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant, I am like this is the tits Megee. I was like im about to down one of the best burgers of my life. This my friends, is a fact. It was absolutely delicious, so much so I felt he hunted these fucking cows in napoleons fields and travels back through time to make this delicious hunk of meat, grilled or whatever magic pixy dust his chefs use to make them between a fabulous bun not too dry, not too soggy just right like one of the bears porridges. Shit was a fucking fairy tale level of tasty. Swear to the big man himself. That was just one part of the food experience. Honestly, don't even have enough words to keep describing how good the rest was. But frankly, they had me from the moment I sat down, because when I pushed myself to the table, the chare literally slid like ice skates on freshly zambonied ice, but when I found my final resting spot, held their spot like some rock climbing nails or whatever they are called, I want those chairs. Seeing as I have been reading this out loud as I type, I am parched. So, let's get to the adult beverages, they were like gods nectar. Perfectly balanced, not over whelming, and sneak up on you during your meal very smoothly. Big fan would come back for the reasonably priced food and drinks any time. Highly recommended, except for one thing. This would be probably the only free item they have. The fucking water. The only way I can describe the taste of this water is, imagine you are at the local shitty gym pool, you walk through the male locker room, as usual, you see old men with orange sized balls hanging down to their knees as they try to wrestle them bad boys into a speedo. You do your thing, trying to ignore the disco balls around you, get dressed in your bathing suit and go to the pool, as you take laps you notice all these speedo wearing old farts with their balls swimming next you, in your moment of distraction you actually take a gulp of the pool water you know that these fine men of society have swam in and probably released there lemonade with whatever dust was left over of their possible children of the past. Which was confusing, beca

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!