What do you get when you cross a chicken and a skunk?

A foul smell.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Katyusha-Soviet_Loli
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I asked a soldier what his rank was.

Him: "It's private."
Me: "No, it's okay, you can tell me."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/weeping_pegasus
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Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances

They said it smells like Foul Play

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/riptide747
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Was cooking chicken this afternoon to use in a recipe for dinner.

Husband: โ€œWhatโ€™s cooking?โ€

Me: โ€œChicken.โ€

Husband: โ€œSmells foulโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/animomma
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