What do you get when you cross a chicken and a skunk?

A foul smell.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I asked a soldier what his rank was.

Him: "It's private."
Me: "No, it's okay, you can tell me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeping_pegasus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances

They said it smells like Foul Play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riptide747
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Was cooking chicken this afternoon to use in a recipe for dinner.

Husband: β€œWhat’s cooking?”

Me: β€œChicken.”

Husband: β€œSmells foul”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/animomma
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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