I just read that the world record for shoe size is 37....
Youtubers should go to submarines and look for the record keepers
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This weekend, the Geriatric Cheerleaders of America broke the world record for the largest number of men stacked on top of each other.
It was a great pyramid of geezers.
In honor of St. Patrick, if I break the world record for the most Irish stout consumed in a single day...
Would that be a Guinness Guinness record?
Did you hear about the guy who broke the world record for fitting into the largest shoes?
Although It took me nearly 5 years of hard work and dedication to train for the Guinness world record for the most watches eaten by a man in an hour. I finally did it!
The world record for a drum solo is 10 hours and 18 minutes.
It’s held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris.
Did you hear what happened to the automobile with the record for oldest wheels?
A guy on my street holds the world record for most concussions
He only lives a stone's throw away
My town just set the record for the longest line fighting each other
You could see the punch line coming from a mile away
Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?
I am currently one of the world record holders for the Rubik's Cube...
It has been 43 years and I still cannot solve it.
For the record, I don't know Chris 😂😂
In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
Feeling a little low, I decided to peruse the local record shop for a new addition to my music collection.
Drifting down the alphabetised rock section, nothing really appealed to me from A-M. Disappointed, I moved around to the other side of the rack when suddenly I felt uplifted, content and at one with the universe.
I had reached Nirvana.
Just for the record, I need a new phonograph.
I wanted to set the world record for the most trees cut down,
But I just couldn’t hack it
Did you hear about the guy who held the world record for most time spent on the toilet?
I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked whether I had a criminal record.
I replied: "No. Is that still a requirement?"
I met an astronaut in Mexico who claimed to hold the record for the fastest unassisted orbit around Earth.
I'll never forget Juan Solo.
(one for the older folks) Just for the Record....
A person born in 33 was 45 in 78
I almost had the record for the most peas shoved up my nose...
For the record,
My new vinyl player is great!
A mountain climber had recently set the world record for climbing a mountain with a strange name
He was at the peak of productivity
Ever hear about the Australian baseball player that has the record for being walked the most times?
A guy sets a world record for farting in a police car the most amount of times in a row. What else did he set?
Tried to set a record for the world's fastest banjo player...
It turns out the banjo will really bring down your lap time.
https://youtu.be/Qi-qG-fd7jw
Just for the record
I have bought a turntable.
Just for the record, I need a new phonograph.
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