3 Hilarious Footless Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My footless brother stepped all over a freshly hatched anthill

Guess you could say he's lack-toes in toddler ants

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer

📅︎ Nov 08 2020

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What kind of milk do you get from footless cows?

Lack-toes!

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👤︎ u/1derin

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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Bedtime for newborn

My wife was changing our 7-week-old’s clothes before bed and she picked up a footless sleeper onesie.

Wife: “Who bought this for us? I don’t even know why they make them like this.” Me: “Yeah, and I can’t believe they could even find one in the stores. That’s no small feet!”

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👤︎ u/Kangaroo_Quart

📅︎ Nov 25 2018

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