Football Tackle Puns

A list of puns related to "Football Tackle"

If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/SunnyStryder
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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The football player argued that it was a horse-collar tackle

The ref said “neigh”

(My Dad just told this joke while watching the Ravens game. The other dads in the room laughed.)

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👤︎ u/nightingale102
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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My folks are on a road trip.

Driving through Gackle, North Dakota, my dad lays this one on my mom: "What kind of a town name is 'Gackle?' I suppose their football team is called the Jackals. If you played on the team, you might be the Gackle Jackal tackle."

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👤︎ u/Evil_Iowan
📅︎ Sep 20 2013
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