A list of puns related to "Food Panda"
A pan. Duh!
...Guess you could say the zoo keeper got bamboozled!
I've been bamboozled!
Bamboo-zled
A panda walks into a resteraunt. He walks up to the host and the host says “what do you thing this is?” The panda takes out a dictionary and reads “Restaurant, an establishment that serves food.” The host says “fair enough” and takes the panda to a table. The panda orders his food and eats it all and gets up to leave, the host says “you need to pay for that!” The panda proceeds to pull out a gun and shoot the host. The host yells “Who do you think you are?!?” The panda looks back and says “I’m a panda look it up.” The host opens to the section that says panda and reads “Panda, a member of the bear family, native to china, Eats Shoots and Leaves.”
Mangoes does favorite restaurant, finds himself a table and places his order with a waiter. While he is sitting there waiting for his food a large black and white bear like mammal stands up, wipes some crumbs from the corners of his mouth, pulls out a gun, and fires a few rounds into the ceiling and the back wall of the dining room. When the waiter comes with the man's meal the man asks him, "What was that about?" The waiter replies, "Oh, that? That was a panda. It's in their nature. Look it up." The man pulls his phone out and searches "panda" the definition reads, "Panda a large black and white bear like mammal. Eats shoots and leaves.
Disclaimer: I love this one but the bad punctuation element of it peeves me a bit.
A panda walks into a bar, orders his food, eats it, but when the waiter comes to bring him his check, he pulls out a gun, shoots him, and walks out the door. The next day the panda does the same thing, same bar. The third day the manager is standing at the entrance and says, "What are you doing here? You shot two of my waiters! I'm gonna call the cops on you!" The panda says, "No wait! I just did what I'm supposed to!" The manager looks at him like WTF? But the panda says, "No listen." So he pulls out a dictionary, and it says, "Panda: Eats, shoots, and leaves."
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