Flourishingly Puns

A list of puns related to "Flourishingly"

So this hairdresser had an appointment with the Queen at Buckingham Palace

At the gates he said to the guard "I have an appointment to do the Queen's hair for the Jubilee"
The guard said "Have you got a permit?"
The hairdresser says "No, no, I just need to trim it a little and add a little flourish".

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👤︎ u/sewerfr0g
📅︎ Jun 01 2022
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My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.

I said, "That's deep"

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👤︎ u/VerySmallEel
📅︎ May 16 2019
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I ask my students, "Can I write 'Your Name' on your sign off sheet?"...

135 lab students over the semester. How many suckers come to me to sign off their work without having their name at the top of their sign off sheets. So.. as a Dad I have my solution:

I ask my students, "Can I write 'Your Name' on your sign off sheet?"...

In a beautiful cursive flourish I write: YOUR NAME

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👤︎ u/polarc
📅︎ Jan 19 2014
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