#FT: FK Sarajevo 2-1 Buducnost Podgorica
FK Sarajevo scorers: Benjamin Tatar (4'), Matthias Fanimo (67')
Buducnost Podgorica scorers: Panagiotis Moraitis (44')
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FK Sarajevo
Vladan Kovacevic, Mirko Oremus, Aleksandar Pejovic, Besim Serbecic, Selmir Pidro, Tino Susic (Andrej Dokanovic), Amer Dupovac, Amar Rahmanovic, Benjamin Tatar, Mersudin Ahmetovic (Haris Handzic), Matthias Fanimo (Krste Velkovski).
Subs: Elvis Dzafic, Anel Hebibovic, Dzani Salcin, Hamza Besic.
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Buducnost Podgorica
Milos Dragojevic, Bogdan Milic, Vladan Adzic, Luka Mirkovic, Nemanja Sekulic, Petar Grbic, Igor Cukovic, Milos Raickovic, Panagiotis Moraitis, Igor Ivanovic, Vasilije Terzic (Aleksandar Vujacic).
Subs: Velizar Janketic, Dejan Zarubica, Anto Babic, Ivan Bojovic, Miomir Durickovic, Dordije Pavlicic.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
28' Amar Rahmanovic Yellow Card
35' Mersudin Ahmetovic Yellow Card
38' Nemanja Sekulic Yellow Card
45'+1' Benjamin Tatar Yellow Card
58' On: Andrej Dokanovic|Off: Tino Susic
81' On: Haris Handzic|Off: Mersudin Ahmetovic
85' On: Aleksandar Vujacic|Off: Vasilije Terzic
86' Aleksandar Vujacic Yellow Card
89' Vladan Kovacevic Yellow Card
90'+1' On: Krste Velkovski|Off: Matthias Fanimo
90'+5' Amer Dupovac Yellow Card
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Aggregate: Spartak Trnava 4-3 Mosta
FT: FC Santa Coloma 4-0 Mons Calpe
Aggregate: FC Santa Coloma 5-1 Mons Calpe
Aggregate: Laçi 3-1 Podgorica
Aggregate: Struga 2-5 FK LiepΔja
Aggregate: Petrocub 2-1 Sileks
FT: PuskΓ‘s 2-0 FC Inter Turku
Aggregate: PuskΓ‘s 3-1 FC Inter Turku
FT: Valmiera FC 0-0 FK SΕ«duva
Aggregate: Valmiera FC 1-2 FK SΕ«duva
FT: Gzira United 1-1 Sant JuliΓ
Aggregate: Gzira United 1-1 Sant JuliΓ
Penalty Shootout: Gzira United 5-3 Sant JuliΓ
Aggregate: KΓ 5-5 FK RΔ«gas FS
FT: St Joseph's 1-1 FCI Levadia
Aggregate: St Joseph's 2-4 FCI Levadia
Aggregate: FK Sarajevo 0-1 Milsami
Aggregate: BreiΓ°ablik 5-2 Racing
FT: The New Saints 2-0 Glentoran
Aggregate: The New Saints 3-1 Glentoran
Aggregate: Ararat 3-1 FehΓ©rvΓ‘r
FT: Kauno Ε½algiris 2-0 Europa
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
BamBOO!
I won't be doing that today!
First day of the new European competition. Today we have:
Mosta (Malta) - Spartak Trnava (Slovakia) 3 - 2 UEFA live score
1 - 0 : Christ Ememe Evo (Mosta)
2 - 0 : Clayton Fallia (Mosta)
3 - 0 : Johnson Kalu Nsumoh (Mosta)
3 - 1 : Filip Twardzik (Spartak Trnava)
3 - 2 : Martin Mikovic (Spartak Trnava)
Mons Calpe (Gibraltar) - FC Santa Coloma (Andorra) 1 - 1 UEFA live score
0 - 1 : Xavi Puerto (FC Santa Coloma)
1 - 1 : Aritz Hernandez Duran (Mons Calpe)
FK Podgorica (Montenegro) - KF Laçi (Albania) 1 - 0 UEFA live score
1 - 0 : Jovan Vujovic (FK Podgorica)
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
