The difference is staggering.
To sum it up, there’s a small medium at large.
Roma therapy.
A hammer.
Turns out he was in cider trading
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
The difference is 3 reposts in a week
Third one ducks
Guess that's what I get for using Dolly pegs.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
I walked in and stole some guy's Rolex.
a small medium at large.
Another guy comes up to him and asks “do you have any down lows?” The guy said “sorry I’m all out, you were too slow”
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
The executioner left him hanging.
That poor guy!
I guess he got cold feet.
A happy medium
The call went out that a small medium was at large
I would have a daughter
His son asked him why the book was so fat. The father replied "It's a long story"
It’s just a curd to me.
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
A playlist.
They were all mediums.
No need to remind her every half hour.
She just shook her head and said "This is a non-prophet organization."
Together with some friends from abroad, an Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian
... keep reading on reddit ➡"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
The difference is staggering.
The difference is staggering
The difference is staggering.
The difference is Staggering.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
The difference is staggering
The difference is staggering
is technically a small medium at large.
...and it’s a 30 minute walk from that pub back home.
The difference is staggering.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
(According to my facebook memories, I made this one up 7 years ago!)
