To understand this pun you need to know that the book in the first photo is called Apolodor
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
The fifth one was dead sirius.
I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books
I call it Plot Armor ™
When we were kids, we used books of epic poems as bases. I once slid head first into "The Odyssey"...
I hit a Homer.
I beat my rivals by inventing the world's first book made from onion skin.
Read it and weep!
There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.
They were just Tolkien characters.
What's the first book in the video game bible?
Sega Genesis.
I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series
It's Gone
If I ever write a book of 1001 jokes, I don’t know what the first 8 will be.
But the 9th will be “the title of this book was in binary”
First one in the womb, wife reading parenting book.
Wife: "you should probably read this when I am done so we can be on the same page."
Me: "how will we be on the same page if you've already finished the book?"
I think I already have this dad stuff down.
I just published my first book of dad jokes...
... and dadicated it to my father.
What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?
The Mega Drive.
I just illegally downloaded the first five books of the Hebrew scripture.
It was a Torahnt.
I am writing a book about the anxious tomato in the waiting room during the birth of his first child.
It's entitled "The Tomato Paced"
Mom: “Baby’s first booger... we should save it for the baby book!”
Dad: “Let’s snot and say we did.”
If you want to rent reading material, do you have to book it first?
I saw a book "A Guide to Dying Alone". It looked interesting untill I read the first few pages.
it was about doing your own hair colour.
I invented the first ever bulletproof book
I call it plot armor
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
But the fifth one— dead Sirius.
I found the first four books in the Harry Potter series to be quite light hearted.
The fifth was dead Sirius.
