Just a genuine question, as someone that is really into finding etymological links between FFXIV and the real world.
Pantheon: Celtic
Type: Melee, Magical
Class: Guardian
STATS:
Health: 550 (+65)
Mana: 300 (+35)
Basic attack damage: 25 (+1.5) +20% Magical Power
Basic attack chain: x1,x1,x1.25,x1.5 damage and swing time
Physical protection :15 (+3)
Magical protection : 20 (+2)
HP5: 5 (+0.35)
MP5: 3 (+0.5)
APPEARANCE:
Similar to Cu Chulainn, potentially like in this image (The man being carried is Ferdiad)
Wields a sword and shield.
LORE:
When the Hound of Ulster, Cu Chulainn, wished for the hand of Emer, daughter of the Forgall Monach in marriage, He is refused. The Monach will not allow the warrior his daughter until he is trained by the warrior woman ScΓ‘thach in the isle of Skye. Upon his arrival, he first meets with Ferdiad of Connacht, and the two become quick friends during training, but going separate ways when they're studies are done.
When the providence of Connacht attempted to conquer ulster to steal the fertile bull Donn CΓΊailnge, the two men were pitted against each other in a battle to the death in a great ford. What first began as a light contest of ability between the two friends slowly turned into a vicious battle for survival, as their friendship corroded with each blow dealt. Cu Chulainn was eventually victorious by plunging his GΓ‘e Bulg spear deep within Feridad, and thrusting barbs through his body.
Now, as the war of madness in the heavens rages on, Feridad rises from the ford he was burried in to challenge his friend turned rival once more.
ABILITIES:
PASSIVE: Horned skin
Ferdiad's skin is naturally more resistant to damage than others. When Ferdiad is damaged, he gains a stack of protections based on what damage type he has taken. (physical or magical). These stacks last for a short time. if Ferdiad reaches his maximum stacks, he will gain one stack of permanent protections, lose all stacks, and be unable to gain them again for a short time. this can only occur ten times in a match.
Protections per stack 1.5 physical, 2 magical
Stack duration: 3 seconds
Stacking cooldown: 5 seconds
1ST ABILITY: Duel of eight swords
Ferdiad summons his eight swords in a circle around him, protecting him from the next ability or basic attack, if Ferdiad re-casts this ability while the sword
... keep reading on reddit β‘I've been thinking about this for a while and I'm just wandering if anyone else is on the same boat, since Diabolos survived the Lost City of Amdapor encounter and has been revealed as a returning boss in the Void Ark, will this also mean that Ferdiad will appear as a enemy/boss as well, since he survived the encounter in Amdapor HM?
I can't respond to most comments right now, I need my rest, so I'll be checking on comments in a few hours.
Ferdiad: is Cu best bro and fellow student under Scathach. He was also one of Medb and Fergus's minions. He was Gae bulged to death. Definitely a Lancer (or Saber)
Aife: Scathach's crazier and stronger sister. Cu's one night stand. Basically the Celtic Aoko to Scathach being Touko (Aozaki-faces?). Berserker, maybe?
Thoughts?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
