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Ladies, gentlemen, and others, I present you: the *top-rated* review of Faulkner's As I Lay Dying
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Mark Faulkner, The original ape. Can someone explain to me why Mark was on an SEC roundtable on "Naked short selling" in 2009? Wait wait wait... Who is there sitting at the table with him?

Mark Faulkner (The original ape)

If you haven't read my Past DD on Mark, it can be found here https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/rt3tum/as_promised_from_last_night_keeps_getting_flagged/

Here is a little bit more about Mark

After graduating from the London School of Economics, Mark Faulkner spent the majority of his career specializing in International Securities Finance. Since 1987, he has held management responsibility at L.M. (Moneybrokers) Ltd., Goldman Sachs, Lehman Brothers and more recently at Securities Finance International Limited.

Whilst occupying these different posts he has gained experience as a lender, borrower, conduit borrower and prime broker. During his career he has worked closely with the UK Inland Revenue and has represented firms at the Securities Lending and Repo Committee and the London Stock Exchangeโ€™s securities lending committees. Being an independent advisor since 1995 has provided Mark with a unique insight into the operation of the securities financing market.

Mark has authored many books and papers on the subject of Securities Finance, including โ€œAn Introduction to Securities Lendingโ€ which was commissioned by The Bank of Englandโ€™s Securities Lending and Repo Committee, The International Securities Lending Association, The London Stock Exchange, The Association of Corporate Treasurers and The London Investment Banking Association. He is a frequent speaker and moderator at international conferences.

TL;DR Mark Faulkner was an advocate for fighting against naked short selling after the discoveries he had made from working in the finance industry.

Did some more digging

Found some information via our beloved SEC website. Such a welcoming site with such pretty colors and inviting information as far as the eye can see. This site looks like it was built as a 9th graders intro to web design project. Its so boring. No wonder nobody wants to dig into it, But.. piss a couple million investors off and HEY.. here we are.

ANYWAY! so there was a roundtable that the SEC held back in 2009 titled the "Securities lending and short sale roundtable"

https://www.sec.gov/news/spotlight/shortsales/roundtable092909/roundtable092909bios.htm

(ATTACHED PHOTOS WILL HAVE INDIVIDUALS STATEMENT BELOW IF AVAILABLE)

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WARNING: Cuteness Overload (Tasmanian Devil Joey - Video: Tim Faulkner @ Aussie Ark) v.redd.it/m3r1sj4vhzc81
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Is the Universe Expanding? (Danny R. Faulkner, Ph.D) answersingenesis.org/big-โ€ฆ
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Never has a book disappointed so much to leave bad taste in my mouth until today, "As I Lay Dying" William Faulkner

I have always wanted to read Faulkner so I decided to give this book a go. Not only was I so lost trying to keep up with the family tree but the chapters were utterly confusing as well. This was not the first time I experienced this so I marched on. Then we get to the ending and I wanted to burn my house down. This is the saddest, most anticlimactic conclusion...much like real life. Perhaps Faulkner showed the fragmentation of the family with all the different chapters? Perhaps his bitter end was a warning that even in death, we might not get the love and care we wanted. Whatever the reasons, I was left so empty, sad and resentful. Thoughts?

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Josh & Benjamin Faulkner

Mods delete if not allowed, I just wasnโ€™t sure where else to post this question. Trigger Warning: Mentions of CSA, CSAM, & Abusers.

I just got finished listening to Hunting Warhead thanks to the recommendation of another snarker. It brought up some questions about Josh specifically at the end of the very last episode. In that episode it is mentioned that Warhead (Faulkner) had done IT work for the monster who created the โ€œworst of the worstโ€ video Josh had downloaded. Then they say that Faulkner posted the worst video ever made by that producer on the website he got arrested for running.

So now Iโ€™m wondering if thereโ€™s an indirect connection between Faulkner and Pestโ€™s cases. Like was Faulkner the person who first made this video available and it eventually ended up in the hands of Pest? I tried to do some googling but it didnโ€™t want to go in too deep because Iโ€™ve been warned about googling this specific producer so I wanted to see if anyone here knew? The police ended up using Faulknerโ€™s site as a honeypot to catch hundreds of predators and we know that the files Pest downloaded were tagged by the feds and thatโ€™s what brought Pest down in the end. Not saying Josh was ever on Faulknerโ€™s site, but more wondering if Faulknerโ€™s arrest indirectly led to Pest being in prison.

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My William Faulkner collection.
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Detailed account of direct exam of Agent Faulkner and also: Judge Brooks seems like a cool dude nwahomepage.com/news/joshโ€ฆ
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Faulkner islands are still guchi :-)
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Dr. Faulkner

After the fake out from last year with Captain Luthor, is anyone else questioning this character like I am?

So sheโ€™s got multiple degrees, sheโ€™s brought in under sketchy circumstances to work as the lead for a government contracted company that is tasked with mining X-kryptonite, and she also happens to be super interested in getting access to whatever powerful being is in the mines. In a season that also happens to involve a government sponsored meta human team.

Do we have a new post-crisis Amanda Waller?

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[OC] Aurora von Faulkner, My Sorceress OC
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You canโ€™t eat for eight hours a day nor drink for eight hours a day nor make love for eight hours a dayโ€”all you can do for eight hours is work. Which is the reason why man makes himself and everybody else so miserable and unhappy. โ€”William Faulkner

Reading Work by Studs Terkel. Anyone else read this book?

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Faulkner more like Fakener reddit.com/gallery/saurhb
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Faulkner vs. Charles Bukowski

In this monthโ€™s epic semifinal showdown, the wiley super-wino Charles โ€œThe Battlinโ€™ Barflyโ€ Bukowski challenges the cast-iron liver of refined rummy William โ€œThe Souse From the Southโ€ Faulkner.

Table Side Announcers: Howard Cosell and Sir Laurence Olivier
Ref: Bill โ€œThe Foxโ€ Foster

Tale of the Tab:

Bukowski
His is a Cinderella story โ€” late in life he fought his way up from the the tough skid row bars of L.A. to seize international recognition as one of the finest hoochhounds of his generation. He couldnโ€™t afford the best drinks to train with, but he did well with what he could beg, borrow and steal. There isnโ€™t a thirstier fighter in the tournament. His only weakness is his glass stomach: while he can hold his own with the best, he has the proclivity to vomit at any particular moment.

Faulkner vs. Bukowski, as FBC audience members look on

Faulkner
Though slight in build, the southern scribeโ€™s capacity for hooch is the stuff of legend. An accomplished master of the month-long bender, his genteel appearance belies his taste for corn liquor and high proof rotgut. The descendent of a very long and illustrious line of drunkards, he is born and bred to the art like a bird dog.

The Build Up

Howard Cosell: What a contrast: the Southern Dandy Vs. the Southern California Wino.
Laurence Olivier: If he sticks to form, we can expect Faulkner to try to rattle Bukowski early with a moonshine flurry.
HC: And Bukowski will undoubtedly counter-punch with a selection of fortified wines, in hopes of offending Faulknerโ€™s palate.

(Faulkner wins the coin toss.)

Round One

Faulkner orders fruit jars of moonshine.
HC: True to form.
LO: Which makes him predictable. I wonder if Bukowski has worked up a strategy to take advantage of Faulknerโ€™s patterns.
HC: They both have a civilized sip from their jars. I was watching Bukโ€™s face for effect, but if the high-octane corn liquor fazed him, he hides it well.
LO: Just look at the two of them. If they were just two chaps sitting in a bar, youโ€™d bet your last penny on Bukowski.
HC: Faulkner certainly doesnโ€™t look the part of a hard pounder. And he has used that deceptive appearance to great advantage in his previous bouts.. When it comes to drinking contests, not taking your opp

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Faulkner Architects designs Lookout House, Truckee, California, a minimalist concrete house set on the forested shoulder of an extinct volcano reddit.com/gallery/s2oj41
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FBC (Faulkner Book Club): Absalom, Absalom! Discussion Thread 4 of 5: Chapter 7 (pages 176-234)

Greetings FBC'rs! I hope 2022 is off to a crackin' start for all of you, like 1850 for Thomas Sutpen, and not 1869. This thread is for discussion and analysis of Chapter 7, a solid 59 page block. I have it on good authority that this chapter is very good, very intense and very exciting indeed.

As we begin chapter 7, we are still with Quentin up north in Cambridge (Harvard), going through the Sutpen Saga with Quentin's northern buddy and roommate, Shreve. Could this be the chapter when we get Sutpen's backstory? There better be a chapter with Sutpen's backstory....

This is our penultimate AA! FBC thread. Let's have this read by 1/24, at which time I'll post our 5th and final thread for the last two chapters.

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Cat Faulkner - Authorful Puns, Gibsons - 1000 pieces
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FBC (Faulkner Book Club): Absalom, Absalom! 2nd Discussion Thread: Chapters 4-5 (pages 70-140)

Greetings all! This is the 2nd of our Faulkner Book Club threads on Absalom, Absalom! This covers chapters 4 and 5, which is pages 70-140 in my version of the book. It's a large section of reading, but to end on a clean chapter break, it was either both these chapters or 4 alone, and chapter 5 looks too good to wait on (the whole thing is in italics, which is when Faulkner is at his best IMO).

Let's plan on having this section completed by next Friday, January 7th, with discussion then, but also now, and also anytime!

The discussion thread on the first 3 chapters is still very much live, for those coming in a bit late or on a slower pace.

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This day in 1978 Johnny Saint takes on Vic Faulkner in a classic world of sports match up. If your not familiar with WOS do yourself a favor and check this match out. youtu.be/yTlPeZSWwNw
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FBC (Faulkner Book Club): Absalom! Absalom! Discussion & Analysis of Chapters 1-3. To be read by Wed 12/29 and discussed then and also anytime starting now!

Greetings all and happy holidays! For our first section of Absalom! Absalom!, let's go for the first 3 chapters. I have the Vintage International Edition, Nov 1990, a pretty common edition, and that makes up 69/303 total pages.

Let's plan on everyone that is on board having this section completed by 12/29, one week from now. We can discuss in earnest then, but I know a couple FBC'rs are already into the section, so feel free to discuss that here as well!

This FBC is the perfect resource to clear up confusion while going along. Cheers and happy reading!

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"Never be afraid to raise your voice for honesty and truth and compassion against injustice and lying and greed. If people all over the world...would do this, it would change the earth." โ€” William Faulkner
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I just want to share my Anne Faulkner fanart. ๐Ÿ’–
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FBC (Faulkner Book Club): Absalom, Absalom! 3rd Discussion Thread: Chapter 6 (pages 141-175)

Greetings FBC'rs! This is the 3rd thread for discussion of Absalom, Absalom!, covering chapter 6 by itself. This will be the shortest reading section we've done (35 pages), but will set us up to do a standalone thread for chapter 7 (59 pages) and then we can finish with chapters 8-9 as the final thread (chapter 8 being 53 pages, and 9 a mere additional 15 pages).

When we left off with Chapter 5, Quentin had just heard the 'Sutpen saga' directly from Rosa's mouth. The details of many events have been revealed, to the point that I'm wondering how Faulkner still has so much of the tale left to tell. But he sure does!

Let's complete this in a week (by 1/16).

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Crew of a Centurion Tank of the 5th Royal Inniskilling Dragoon Guards load shells for the vehicles main 20 pounder gun. The crew are: (l to r) Sergeant Ted Faulkner, the tank commander; and Troopers North, Wiltshire, Kenneth Rhodes, and John Thomas.
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Is Faulkner's style always like this?

Im currently about half way through As I Lay Dying. This is my first time reading Faulkner, and I'm struggling with the writing style. I dont enjoy the stream of thoughts type of writing, though I do plan to finish the novel and see if my opinion changes. It would be better If the novel didnt have such heavy dialects. Darl is tolerable, but reading from Dewey dell or Vardamon is just terribe. What im wondering though is if Faulkner always writes in this way? I wanted to read the sound and the fury, but if it is like this then i'm not sure I want to.

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Letโ€™s talk Faulkner

Iโ€™ve been an avid reader since I was in high school. I mainly enjoy non-fiction and books on history. However, Iโ€™ll pick up a novel from time to time. Lately Iโ€™ve been making my way through all of the so-called โ€œclassicsโ€ and really enjoying most of them. Iโ€™m now on Faulknerโ€™s catalog and started with The Sound and the Furyโ€ฆ woof. One of the most frustrating reads Iโ€™ve picked up in a long time. Itโ€™s been called his Masterpieceโ€ ??? I mean is it overrated? Am I just a simpleton? Should I try another one of his notable works? Faulkner stans please weigh in

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Elantra N Price announced. John Concha is a salesperson at Faulkner Hyundai Philly instagram.com/p/CW6OElNrTโ€ฆ
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Crew of a Centurion Tank of the 5th Royal Inniskilling Dragoon Guards load shells for the vehicles main 20 pounder gun. The crew are: (l to r) Sergeant Ted Faulkner, the tank commander; and Troopers North, Wiltshire, Kenneth Rhodes, and John Thomas.
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Has McCarthy ever said what his favorite Faulkner book is?

Itโ€™s common knowledge even if you donโ€™t read criticism that Faulkner influences McCarthyโ€™s work. But had McCarthy ever said what he considers to be Faulknerโ€™s magnum opus?

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[B/R] "Najee, I have to go home now." Big Ben says Steelers RB Coach Eddie Faulkner told rookie Najee Harris he had to leave after Harris stayed for hours following practice. instagram.com/p/CTsvJC4Lmโ€ฆ
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Started a randomizer nuzlocke of Pokรฉmon HeartGold. My team after Faulkner.
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Darren Faulkner & Gavin Carolan | The Kerry Recruit youtu.be/-RFpwjfPrz4
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Most anterior chamber? My review book by Ross and Faulkner says most and anterior chamber of the heart is left atrium. I really thought it was right ventricle but the book says thatโ€™s wrong. Looking at other pictures I cannot workout how that can be. Can anyone explain?
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Faulkner predicted this

So I was just having a conversation with my friend on this new up and coming social media messaging app or something we do not use emojis emojis are for children anyway at some point it suddenly hit me We were literally using no punctuation whatsoever (!!!) This is exactly what James Faulkner predicted in The Sound and The Ulysses

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hardcore mono flying post Faulkner
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Anchor Harris Faulkner reply on when someone explained global supply chain breakdown issue to her: โ€œWeโ€™re America!โ€ twitter.com/justinbaragonโ€ฆ
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yES, faulkner
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Babe Ruth vs. William Faulkner: who would win in a drinking contest?

William โ€œThe Souse from the Southโ€ Faulkner Vs. Babe โ€œThe Sultan of Shotsโ€ Ruth

(Odds: Dead Even)

Faulkner

Though slight in build, the scrappy southern scribeโ€™s capacity for hooch is the stuff of legend. An accomplished master of the month-long bender, his genteel appearance belies his taste for bootleg liquor and high-proof moonshine. The descendant of a very long and illustrious line of drunkards, he is born and bred to the task like a bird dog.

Ruth

At 6 feet 2 inches and 235 pounds, Ruth is a deluxe model drinking machine. The epitome of the functional alcoholic, Ruth was capable of hammering down a bathtub of beer and two bottles of rye, closing his eyes for two hours, then rising up to smack three homers out of the park. None of his hard-drinking baseball contemporaries could keep up with him and he is reputed to have never been bested in a drinking bout.

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The Build Up

Howard Cosell: The difference in size is striking, youโ€™d think this was a given.

Laurence Olivier: And youโ€™d be wrong, Howard, as this could very easily end up a retelling of the story of David and Goliath.

HC: Perhaps. The Babe drinks like he swings at fastballs, he puts everything heโ€™s got behind every round, and we can count on him going for a home run each time at bat.

LO: Yes, but Faulkner has some pitches that may confound the Sultan. Both claim to have never been beaten at the bar, but that is soon to become an idle boast for one of them.

(Faulkner wins the coin toss.)

Round One

Faulkner orders Mississippi moonshine

LO: Faulkner leads off with a wicked Mississippi curve ball.

HC: They settle down to drink, both choosing an easy pace. Faulkner lights his pipe and, after a taste of the shine, Ruth puts in a chaw.

LO: Ruth drank his share of prohibition rotgut, I doubt if the โ€˜shine will faze him.

HC: Faulkner makes idle chatter and do you see the deceptive way he drinks? He appears to be sipping like a gentleman, butโ€”

LO: Suddenly his drink is finished and the Babe, caught unawares, rushes to knock his back on the eight count. Wiley, that Faulkner.

Round Two

Ruth orders quadruple shots of Jim Beam Rye Whiskey

LO: Quadruples! The Babe tries to knock Faulkner out of the park on the first swing.

HC: Faulkner seizes his glass and jumps to his fe

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