A list of puns related to "Father Daughter"
Thanks for the Baghdad!
Dad: What are you eating?
Girl: Edamame
Dad: Eddie... what?
Girl: Soybeans
Dad: Hola Beans! Soy Dad
...lo siento.
The father said it was a very old story about two inventors named Johnson and Hues. One day Hues was working feverishly on his latest project and talking to himself out loud. Unfortunately for Johnson, his project was not going well and Hues' constant chatter was getting on his last nerve. Suddenly, Hues lept from his chair in excitement and said "I finally did it!" "I finally invented a protective layer of apparel to be worn on the feet!" Johnson was a timid man that never attempted to stifle Hues' talking, but he was about to snap. At last, Hues cried out one last time to himself "...but what shall I call them?", to which Johnson finally retorted, "SSSSHHHH, Hues!"
"How is that true," I replied, "when you have seven siblings?"
- What's upstairs?
- Unfortunately, the stairs don't talk.
And-a one, and-a two
Now she's just waffling.
She reasoned, "Well, he didn't become a father until I was born."
"Add some jam on it," he continued
(Smh this wasn't appreciated enough at r/jokes)
She replied “Thanks for the Baghdad”
Father and daughter are out to lunch.
Daughter says "Dad, I'm pregnant"
Dad says "Hi Pregnant, I'm Grandpa"
Today I could be a free man !
http://imgur.com/kQMB1of
She is quite the artist and I have been bugging her to create a painting for me for a while now. She has certainly delivered.
You can't elope!
Dad: I'm your dad
Daughter: Oh my god! Are you serious?
Dad: No, I'm dad
Daughter: Oh. I'm sorry
Dad: Hi sorry. It's nice to meet you.
Today, my husband is cooking dinner and I gloriously get to observe. I see he's reaching into the cupboard and taking out the rice, then pipe up,
"Oh, so we are having really small rice then?"
Cue, bewildered look, shortly followed by an impressive groan.
Yep, it was minute rice! My dad would be so proud!
Talking post-pregnancy with coworkers and one states: "They wheeled my ass out in a wheelchair!"
Me: "Where'd they put the rest of your body?"
Other coworker who guffawed: "Classic Dad-Joke right there."
The girl replied, “Thanks for the Baghdad”
"As old as me." she replied.
He laughed and asked, "How can that be?!"
She said, "Well, he didn't become a father until I was born."
She said, “Thanks for the Baghdad.”
She said, "Well, he didn't become a father until I was born."
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