There was a story in the paper today about a dog that ran 3 miles just to find a stick...

I thought it was a little far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsTrickyPig
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I want to train a dog to make bank deposits

Training them to make withdrawals just seems a bit too far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/General-Nonsens3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I once tied my dog’s stick to a balloon, he brought it back from several miles away...

I know, it sounds a bit far-fetched.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A friend of mine claims he can throw a stick 5 miles and his pet dog will retrieve it.

I think that's a bit far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.

It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she’d just ironed.

It may sound far-fetched but it’s true.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My grandfather claims that he had to walk 10 miles to bring water back to his village.

I think that’s a bit far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

Once upon a time, there was a small desert village with a single well on the outskirts of the town. One morning, a woman went to the well to fetch water for the day. The lady was crying and the well heard this. A voice came from the well and asked β€œwhat’s wrong?”

The lady stopped sobbing and asked the well, in utter disbelief, β€œyou can talk?”

β€œYes” the well said, β€œlong ago, the witch living in this town gave life to me so I could protect the towns people”

β€œAlas” the woman said, β€œI am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the town for many years, but the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the townspeople up against her. The town burnt my mom at the stake! I am still young and do not know much magic. I tried to curse the town, but failed, and now I fear I may never avenge my mother.”

β€œDo not be afraid” the well said, β€œI will take care of this.”

The next morning the mayor was going to the well to fetch water when he heard an odd noise. He peered over the edge to look down as far as he could when an impossibly long arm shot up at him. The arm grabbed the mayor and dragged him down into the depths of the well. There was a horrible crunching sound and the mayor was never seen again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter and everyone lived happily ever after.

See moral above for the pun...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManGood2002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My dog retrieved a meteorite last night.

It was far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j_m_h
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bring it back...

Seems a bit far-fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cats_n_things
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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My dog once retrieved a stick from 1 mile away...

I know, it sounds a little far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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A 900-pound dog once tried to retrieve a ball thrown over 200 miles.

But it was too far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flumanchu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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People don't believe me when I tell them how far my dog will go to bring back sticks...

They think it's too far fetched, but he's a great retriever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Someone once told me that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a kilometer away

It seems a bit far-fetched to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleepbleepblop_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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My friend was telling me a story about how his dog ran 5 miles to get his ball.

I told him that’s a little far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meade2113
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I throw my dog's toy short distances...

It's not that far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toleary520
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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Did you hear about the dog that ran ten miles to retrieve a stick?

That sounds a little far fetched

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Did you hear the one about the dog that ran ten miles to retrieve a stick?

Sounded a little far-fetched to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gl3nnsth3man
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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