Fanta Drink Puns

Make me Fantastic?

This isn't my joke, I just thought it deserves to be on r/puns

But when I drink Fanta, nobody tells me I’m Fantastic. What is going on?

I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

1: I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. 2: Can February March? No, but April May. 3: I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4: Never trust an atom, they make up everything! 5:  I made a pun about the wind but it blows. 6: I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off! 7: What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee! 8: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink! 9: I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii

Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!

So if I drink alcohol all day that means I'm alcoholic, right?

I guess drinking Fanta everyday means that I'm pretty fantastic.

But when I drink Fanta, no one says I’m fantastic...

When I drink alcohol everyone says I'm an alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta nobody says I'm fantastic.