Taking a family portrait

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

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📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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We just had our family portrait painted. I'm a little bummed.

I had my eyes closed.

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👤︎ u/MagicGuy66
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Dad was accused of ruining a family portrait

But he swore he was framed.

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📅︎ Aug 14 2016
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait(Sorry if it's not a dadjoke, it's my first time here)

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👤︎ u/SirSouls_
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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