What's a decent Asian stereotype?
I like Sony and Yamaha.
I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor.
Actually it's probably more of a knight mare.
My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she won’t get a job.
I said, “Are you having an existential cry, sis?”
I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying.
I can also tell when they're standing.
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Well, he sure doesn't want to be spotted
The other day I brought myself a universal remote and thought to myself well this changes everything.
So a snake walks in to a bar
The bartender says, "How'd you do that?"
If I go bald, I'm going to get rabbits tattooed all over my head.
Because, from a distance, they'll look like hares.
The first French fries weren’t cooked in France.
They were cooked in Greece.
If an ocean forms a channel through a body of land, and no one's around to hear it...
Does it make a sound?
My Dad's reaction whenever he's given a cup of tea which is understrength
"Urgh, If this was any weaker... it'd be a fortnight"
(Looks around for approval from the family)
