My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....

He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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I started going to the gym in my tuxedo, everything went well except the weight lifting...

Is not my strong suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkingnottoofast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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His caREAR is everything to him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What sucks at everything it does?

A vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePumpkinMaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just won’t come. She’s tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said β€œany means necessary.”

To which I replied β€œNo it doesn’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreshStartGo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.

It's inconceivable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persons1001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why would everything be different without a sense of touch?

Because we wouldn’t know how to feel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vinyl_Vey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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"Are those your pants, stumbling around by themselves and puking all over everything?"

"Yeah, they're my high/wasted jeans."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My friend Pete had a buddy who copied everything he did.

Repete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why are frogs scared of everything?

It’s because cause they’re jumpy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/booooooop123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My business is on the verge of bankcruptcy even though I am doing everything right.

It doesn't make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoqkhan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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On top of everything else going on this year, I just got ketchup in my eye.

Now I have 2020 Heinzsight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Hey, this is my first reddit post but I need help. I think I accidentally deleted everything on my computer.

.....sorry for formatting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillKay10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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We all have that on relative who breaks everything they touch. Mine is my...

Auntie Matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the rooster that kept biting everything?

He was a real pecker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I got annoyed because the russet potatoes were announcing everything I did.

Then I realized they’re just common taters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FutureAEMT97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?

It was called the VoreTex-as.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deciperer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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You said everything would be back to normal by the end of June...

July-ed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredwardofox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...

That was just one of the downfalls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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If you ever have a day where everything is going right for you

Find anything in the shape of a roll, put it on the floor, stand on it, and say, "I'm on a roll!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lar0d92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a friend who estimates everything?

An approxi-mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Blanch: "Why did pickling upset you so badly? Is everything ok?" Me: "The whole experience was quite jarring...."

Blanch: "I get it. That can leave you in a bad headspace but, I'm an open kettle - you can tell me anything."

Me: "I just need to vent, Blanch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Successful Dad joke I just pulled off on wife. Full groan and everything

Wife: why do dad's have the worst jokes?

Me: It's a rule, dads have to have cringy jokes

Wife: Who makes those rules?

Me: The Dad Poet Society

Wife: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scotland42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly

Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Car salesman: So it's a great car, everything you need

Customer: Cargo space?

Car salesman: Car no go space, car go road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malborohoho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Who said tahini makes everything taste better

Sesame!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goosetina
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I've got a puppy that's quite smart, but won't stop chewing on everything

So I named him gnaw-it-all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I told my daughter I know everything about Spongebob.

Daughter: sing the theme song

Me: β€˜Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SPONGEBOB THATS WHO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/face-spunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Technically everything on the ground

is under the weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueTechJermayan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I tried everything but I couldn't get my phone to sync with my computer, so I threw it in the toilet.

Now it's sinking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeDoofus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Last night there was a break-in at the pencil factory, theives stole everything...

...police are still looking for leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.

It's the only way to parrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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It took me years to learn everything about acids

I mean, it's not very basic...

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?

Why not FE-male??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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My French cat thinks everything is funny

He always says "Lmao"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjobill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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There was a knock at the door and when I opened it, there was a kitchen sink standing there. He said "You have everything but me."

I let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Germans have a word for everything..

It is "alles".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-jFk-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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2020 was the year everything turned on its side...

now it’s a NONO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richy923
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Everything in the world is easier said than done

Unless you have a speech impediment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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two cops go around the block and see if everything is in order...

one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!" the other looks up into the sky "where?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilboxcutter
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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In these dark times were everything is closed down DFS closing down sale is actually happening
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Djdanny90999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Will I turn everything into a bisexual pun?

Pro-bi-bly

:) thank you, thank you,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kris122Angel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I ordered from a community who’s motto is β€œeverything for a smile”

Yet, the delivery guy didn’t seem happy when I payed with a smile and shut the door on him... I wonder what’s wrong...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NienieDreamer
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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There's a new machine at the gym, it does absolutely everything

Soft drinks, potato chips, chocolate cookies and candy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy

If you're here looking for a punchline, you probably won't find it. This was just about the delivery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Where did the swimmer pack everything for his vacation?

In his trunks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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New to reddit. How do I flip the orientation to where everything isn't upside down?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Girls be misunderstanding everything
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I was going to leave everything to my 2 sons when I die, but one son got arrested for a murderous rampage and the other left his wife and kids for his hot secretary...

It was a bad heir day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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You know, with everything that’s happening so far in 2020...

You’d think someone would have seen it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EntrancedSnow70
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I got a universal remote for Christmas. This changes everything.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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A man who lost everything in a fire was asked if he is okay.

"Well, I have nothing left, so I guess I'm all right."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VforViolin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.

Dirty Bastards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Toby Turner aka Tobuscus is the one who turned everything.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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My wife said that everything on this subreddit was stupid, unfunny puns...

But I made this post yesterday that says otherwise.

Obligatory Edit: I have so many people to thank for gold, but I think this says it all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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I recently watched a movie about a man who made everything symmetrical late in the day. It was called...

The Evening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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everything
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poopmaster528
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What do you call a man who always carries everything that he might need?

Justin case

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Roses are green, Violets are green, Everything's green

I think my TV is broken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourMumsAVirgin69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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There's a time and puns for everything
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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The fact that everything we see in monitors is made up of only red, green and blue is amazing. I suppose you could say...

They RGBees knees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spudzzy03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I say yes to pretty much everything.

If you ask me why, I'll tell you I don't no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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If you forget everything, you have alzheimer's.

If you forget just a little bit, you have halfzheimer's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocDepamine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Everything is under control bois
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phi2005
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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People say I always argue about everything

I disagree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I wanted to rearrange everything in our kitchen so we could locate everything without having to think about it.

But that might be too counter intuitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I relabeled everything in the spice rack at home. I know my wife hasn't realized it though because I'm not in trouble yet

But I know my thyme is cumin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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The robbers took everything from my house, but I’m most upset they took my mirror

I can’t see myself without it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/It_Is_Blue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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How does a tomato know everything about everyone?

He ketchups

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πŸ‘€︎ u/POLIKE45
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, spilling everything.

Police are combing the area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdheer
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything.

They were pirates of the car I be in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Dude did u buy everything
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoman_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...

It was earie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Everything is made in China

except babbies, they are made in vachina.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoubleL94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If God nose everything why did he forget voldemort😏
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tidduu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Everything's Free On The Epic Games Store Right Now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AV990
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...

...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome. Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NomisNairda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I'm afraid of everything. I was going to read a book on phobias...

But I'm afraid it wouldn't help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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When it’s super dark in my house I Stevie Wonder where everything is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myheadfelloff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Stop worrying about next year. I know for a fact that everything will be OK. How do I know?

Foresight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LookAtTheFlowers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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back to science class - Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaAxel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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And why do elephants carry everything with their truck?

Because they don't have a glove box.

I'll be here all night. Please tip your waiter on your way out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dently
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage.

I take that as a compliment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Today I opened a new bank account on the phone. Everything was done by protocall.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atanasA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What do you call a shorebird that believes everything you say?

I'm not sure, sea gull-ible in the dictionary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/observer2017
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do you name a guy who agrees with everything?

Sherman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiderroom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Everything is cheaper with Drewpons

Hello,

I have a friend named Drew who hates it when I use his name in puns. I need more ammo so I thought I'd ask for help here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dedoguapo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Thats everything i could *wish* for
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thiagooxr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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my wife asked me why i type everything in lower case.

i said i stopped giving a shift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I have to do everything at home.

My husband is a professional yo-yoer and refuses to do anything, except walk the dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missingfmercury
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Everything is A-OK today.

It's a big 10-4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AreYouKanyeWest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I was passing by my son's bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up…

Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Dad'.

With the worst premonition, I opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands:

"Dear, Dad.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy.

She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad.

She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better.

She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home!"

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You said everything would be back to normal after June...

JULYED!

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My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol.

He doesn’t drink, he’s just terrible at crosswords.

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