Not often does a Japanese pun work the same way in English
Why do English people pronounce it as Bri’ish?
I have a tattoo of an Old English letter on the skin of my ribcage
It is a real þ in my side.
Which letter in the English alphabet is just one line?
How do you console an English teacher?
What is the only word in the English language spelled incorrectly?
There's only one word in the English language that starts with U and ends with E.
Posted this pun by u/MorganAubrey to my WhatsApp status and the response from my contacts was phenomenal! It's a mix of languages but hopefully, ya'll get it. Its a mix of English, Swahili and Gujrati.
imgur.com/gallery/qRpUKw7
If the 25th letter of the (English) alphabet broke the Backstreet Boys' hearts, they'd say...
I only know 25 letters of the English alphabet
Kay Nein's English Bulldog, Og, was just awarded "Best in Show."
To celebrate, they went for ice cream from Calabash's Frozen Doggie Treats. What she had intended to be a single scoop in a cup for Og, though, quickly devolved into a dollop of every available flavor. This led Kay Nein to declare... "It's a mishmash, Calabash, give my Og a cone!"
Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?
Or would that be too forward thinking?
My english teacher reprimanded me for being complacent and not taking the subject seriously.
An English man, a Scottish Man, an Irish man, a Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar...
The barman says "what's this some kind or joke?".
what's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, as there's a "mile" between the two s'
How does an English chess player ask for his bill at a restaurant?
What is Rick Astley's favorite letter in the English alphabet?
U, of course.
"Never gonna give U up, never gonna let U down" ~Rickroll in 2022, via r/dadjokes
I met a guy with a unique accent--kinda English, kinda Australian, maybe. After a bit I asked him where he's from and what language he speaks. He said he's from Wales.
Why is T the busiest letter in the English alphabet?
Because it's always in the middle of something.
In the english words, only in Sugar the S sounds like 'Sh'.
But I am not Sure about that one.
How can I speak English, French, Spanish and German at the same time?
When someone ask if I can see them, I will tell them that not only I can see them, but many many people including me, "We" can see them by answering "Yes, Oui Sí Ja." (Yes we see ya)
What body part does an English bloke always injure?
Right toe, old chap. Right toe!
I had a cousin who was obsessed with the English language.
He attended rallies and protests in support of spelling, punctuation, and capitalization. His other big interest was computers, specifically writing code for them.
I guess you could say he was a pro-grammar programmer.
What is an English teachers favourite food?
Pardon me but I live in France and am writing this by Google Translate. Thank my God for modern day technology. I am speaking French into my phone this moment and I get the English translation. Father, if you are reading this, I need to tell you about my true sexuality and why I have no girlfriend.
What is the longerst word in the english language?
Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.
Did you hear the new song by the English band The Prevention?
It’s called Vaccination Street.
Son, you failed your english test
Son: That is un-possible!!!!!
It does not make sense to ask which word is likely the most mispronounced word in English language.
What is the most common type of cancer in English teachers?
What's the name of Miles Davis's English cousin?
What word in the English language is almost always spelled wrong?
Does any word in the English language contain all the vowels including Y?
What's a English major's favorite cereal?
Why does the Canadian English alphabet have 52 letters?
Because it goes AA, BA, CA, DA...
i hate my 11th grade english teacher, mr. richard.
i guess you could say he was a real dick.
Did you hear about the English teacher who became a judge?
She was famous for giving out short sentences.
The dumbest phrase in the English language is, "I caught a cold".
You didn't 'catch' anything. The cold caught you. Can you imagine an antelope saying, "Look I caught a Cheetah! It's all over me"
In English what letter comes after E?
How do you console an English teacher?
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. Theres a mile between each s!
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, there's a mile between each "s"
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
