If you yell, β€œEncore!” at the end of a drum line performance...

... be ready to deal with the re-percussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It's a shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twano
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson Γ©tait mal dans sa peau ...

... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maramixus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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My wife hit me with a top-tier dad joke.

Jackson Browne's "Loadout/Stay" was on the radio.

My wife said, "Did he do this song when you saw him in concert?" I replied, "No, actually he didn't do any encore at all." She said, "If I went to a concert and they didn't do an encore, I'd leave."

She immediately started elbowing me in my ribs to make sure I got it. I laughed about it the whole drive home. I'm so proud of her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youfromuniverseb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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Dad joked by the Decemberists.

I attended a Decemberists concert this evening. Before the encore, the drummer, John, insisted that he tell us a joke.

"Did you hear about the pig who had a cut on his leg? Yeah, his friend came by and asked, 'Would you like me to get you some OINK-ment?'"

The only sound that followed was that of myself clapping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aMightyWizard
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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My daughter at top of stairs: "Mummy! Can you throw up my new hair bobbles please?"

Me in kitchen: "No! She hasn't even eaten them!"

Cue rolling in the aisles and shouts of "Encore! Encore!"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2015
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