Γεια σας, είμαι ο Άρη και θέλω να ξέρο πώς γράφετε ελληνικά και το ελληνικό αλφάβητο.Ευχαριστώ!
Yeia sas, eime o Ari ke thelo na matho pos grafete Ellinika ke to Elliniko alphavito. Efharisto!
Hi, I’m Ari and I want to know how you write the Greek and Greek alphabet. Thanks! (Aka your handwriting, sorry for the confusion)
La clínica autogestionada griega Metropolitan Social Community Clinic Elliniko ha rechazado el Premio al Ciudadano Europeo del Año 2015 que otorga el Parlamento europeo. El mismo Parlamento cuyo presidente, el socialista alemán Martin Schulz, amenazó a los griegos con la posibilidad de abandonar el euro si votaban ‘No’ el día del Referéndum, ha ofrecido el reconocimiento al centro, que atiende a los pacientes que han perdido la cobertura sanitaria gratuita, galardon que sus miembros han rechazado asegurando que "sería totalmente hipócrita recibir tal premio cuando Europa pretende no ver los bebés desnutridos, los pacientes no asegurados de cáncer que terminan muertos, las historias de las familias hambrientas y las personas que viven sin comida, sin agua y sin electricidad durante otro año más”.
https://www.diagonalperiodico.net/movimientos/28061-la-clinica-autogestionada-griega-elliniko-rechaza-premio-del-europarlamento.html
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Είναι να μπω σε λίγο και δεν ξέρω πως μπορώ να μπω δόκιμος; Πρέπει να δηλώσω κάπου κάτι η με ρωτάνε;
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
