I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
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What do you call a male equivalent of Ellen?

A melon

(Not an Ellen fan by the way, this joke just came into my head while I was in the shower)

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Game of Thrones S8 E4 has a Starbucks cup in one of the scenes by mistake...

People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.

-Ellen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GQ0mUydWhI

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I'm still chortling about this one a month later.

As a new(ish) dad I feel it's my duty to really bring all the dad jokes to the yard. Lately it's been coming a bit more naturally.

The Girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch and she was talking about how much she loved all the prizes and gifts that Ellen is always giving out on her show.

My response: "I heard she is going to stop giving things away, so she's changing her name to Ellen Deselfish."

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I can't believe Ellen got her own category of music on Spotify.

I guess she's Ellen De-genre-es now.

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👤︎ u/Jchenx
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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What do you call 150 clones of Ellen Page.

Ellen Book.

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Watching the Oscars, I said this to my wife.

That was nice of Ellen to bring out those pizzas. I've always thought she was very Degeneres.

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📅︎ Mar 03 2014
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I was in the furniture store this weekend

My husband and I sat down on one of the sofas and the sales guy said "You know, this is an Ellen DeGeneres." I looked at him, at bit puzzled, and said "I dunno, it looks more like a couch to me."

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👤︎ u/RadRac
📅︎ May 31 2017
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Alien Dadjoke

"They just found an early draft to the film Alien.

Ash: I can't find the milk, Ellen.

Ripley: In space no-one can. Here, use cream."

Classic midnight text from dad.

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📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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What talk show host gives the most to other people

Ellen de generous

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