A list of puns related to "Ellen K"
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
A melon
(Not an Ellen fan by the way, this joke just came into my head while I was in the shower)
People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.
As a new(ish) dad I feel it's my duty to really bring all the dad jokes to the yard. Lately it's been coming a bit more naturally.
The Girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch and she was talking about how much she loved all the prizes and gifts that Ellen is always giving out on her show.
My response: "I heard she is going to stop giving things away, so she's changing her name to Ellen Deselfish."
I guess she's Ellen De-genre-es now.
Ellen Book.
That was nice of Ellen to bring out those pizzas. I've always thought she was very Degeneres.
My husband and I sat down on one of the sofas and the sales guy said "You know, this is an Ellen DeGeneres." I looked at him, at bit puzzled, and said "I dunno, it looks more like a couch to me."
"They just found an early draft to the film Alien.
Ash: I can't find the milk, Ellen.
Ripley: In space no-one can. Here, use cream."
Classic midnight text from dad.
Ellen de generous
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