Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
..... Will get a reward.
Hello everyone! This will be my first trip to Iceland and I'll be renting a 4x4 vehicle for this journey. I'm going with 3 family members in mid-October. We are all vaccinated, but we will still be masking up and social distance during the trip.
I have researched on the weather and daylight hours, and I think my itinerary is doable with about 3-5 hours of driving hours on average in a day, but it's not set in stone yet as it's still months away, so I'm open to suggestions to alter my itinerary. The trip will mostly be sightseeing while driving, with stops along the road and some hiking and leisure activities. I would also appreciate any helpful tips for this trip!
Oct. 10 - Day 1 - 4.42 hours travel time
- Reykjanes Peninsula
- Geldingadalir volcano
- Kleifarvatn
- Thingvellir National Park
- Geysir
- Gulfoss
- Kerið Crater
- Ægissíðufoss
- Hvolsvöllur - SLEEP
Oct. 11 - Day 2 – 2.43 hours travel time
- Seljalandsfoss
- Gljúfrabúi
- Skógafoss
- Sólheimajökull glacier (3-hour glacier hike)
- Black Sand Beach
- Dyrhólaey
- Reynisfjara
- Green Lava Walk
- Fjaðrárgljúfur
- Kirkjubæjarklaustur - SLEEP
Oct. 12 - Day 3 – 2.46 travel time
- Stjórnarfoss
- Dverghamrar
- Lómagnúpur
- Svartifoss
- Skaftafell Nature Reserve (3-hour glacier hike)
- Fjallsárlón
- Jökulsárlón (1-hour zodiac boat tour)
- Diamond Beach
- Hofn - SLEEP
Oct. 13 - Day 4 – 3.40 hours travel time
- Eystrahorn
- Djúpivogur
- Teigarhorn Farm
- Gufufoss
- Egilsstaðir - SLEEP
Oct. 14 - Day 5 – 5.27 hours travel time
- Myvatn Geothermal Area (nature bath)
- Namafjall
- Hverir
- Grjótagjá Cave
- Husavik (2-hour whale watching)
- Detifoss
- Godafoss
- Akureyri - SLEEP
Oct. 15 - Day 6 – 4.12 hours travel time
- Dalvik
- Eyjafrjordur
- Siglufjörður
- Kolugljúfur Canyon
- Borðeyri - SLEEP
Oct. 16 - Day 7 – 4.22 hours travel time
- Holmavik
- Icelandic Museum of Sorcery and Witchcraft
- Drangsnes Village
- Drangsnes Hot Pots
- Kaldbakshorn
- Djúpavik
- Djúpavikurfoss
- Gvendarlaug Natural Thermal Pool
- Drangsnes - SLEEP
Oct. 17 - Day 8 – 3.37 hours travel time
- Seal Lookout
- Tröð Scenic Lookout
- Sudavik
- Bolungarvik
- Ísafjörður
- Flateyri - SLEEP
Oct. 18 - D
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Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
This is our 3rd trip to Iceland as we are trying to get really familiar with the country as we plan on retiring to Iceland in about 5-6 years. This itinerary does not include the Golden Circle as we did that on our last trip. It does include what will be out 4th visit to Svarta Kaffið for the worlds best bowl of soup. I feel pretty good about it, but I know we may be missing a few 'hidden gems'.
We are going to talk to a few real estate agent to see if our plan for retirement is feasible. We want to buy a summer home away from the city, but less than an hour away from some type of civilization, Vik, Akureyri, Borgarnes, etc. Then in the winter move to the city and rent in a highrise, like The Black Pearl or similar.
Day 1 – Day 3 Reykjavik
Day 1 – Blue Lagoon 9 AM
- Lunch Lava @ Blue Lagoon 1pm
- Hotel Skuggi
- Dinner – Svarta Kaffið
Day 2– Reykjavik
- Real Estate Agent
- Bæjarins Beztu Pylsur
- Omnom Chocolate
Day 3 – Reykjavik
- Real Estate Agent 2
- Lunch @ Hlemmur Mathöll Food Hall
- Lucky Records
- Real Estate Agent 3
- Fatamarkaðurinn Second Hand Market
Day 4 – Reykjavik to Vik
- Pick up rental car from Blue (City Center)
- Thingvellir National Park
- Friðheimar – Late Lunch at 3 PM
- Seljavellir Geothermal Pool
- Skógafoss Waterfall
- Vik - Hvammból Guesthouse
Day 5 – Vik to Hofn
- Black Sand Beach and Gardar on Reynisfjara Beach
- Fjaðrárgljúfur
- Systrastapi Rock
- Jökulsárlón Glacier Lagoon Boat Tours and Cafe
- Hofn - Hotel Jökull
Day 6 – Hofn to Seyðisfjörður
- Djúpivogur – Museum and 34 granite eggs
- Gufufoss Waterfall
- Seyðisfjörður – Media Luna Guesthouse
Day 7 – Seyðisfjörður to Reykjahlíð
- Bustarfell Museum
- Selfoss/Dettifoss
- Hverir Mud Pits and Fumaroles
- Myvatn Nature Baths
- Reykjahlíð - Vogafjós Farm Resort
Day 8 – Reykjahlíð to Akureyri
- Geitafoss and Goðafoss
- Daladýrð Petting Zoo
- Laufás Museum and heritage site
- Christmas House
- Akureyri – Sulur Guesthouse #1
Day 9 – Akureyri to Búðardalu
- Reykjafoss and Fosslaug Hot Pot (natural hot spring)
- Benefoss/Ankafoss/Attifoss waterfalls
- Eiríksstaðir - Viking Longhouse
- Búðardalu – Cottages at Dalahyttur
Day 10 – Búðardalu to Grundarfjörður
- Erpsstaðir Creamery
- Sturlungalaug Hot Spring
- Bjarnarhöfn Shark Museum
- Grundarfoss
- Kirkjufellsfoss
- Grundarfjörður – The Old Post Office
Day 11 – Grundarfjörður to Borgarnes
- Giant Padlock
- Svöðufoss
- Mural
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
