A list of puns related to "EdΓ©n Pastora"
The Sandinista National Liberation Front (FSLN) has as its patron the Nicaraguan revolutionary Augusto CΓ©sar Sandino. In the mid-twenties, Sandino led the popular army that fought the presence of United States military forces in Nicaragua, becoming a symbol of Nicaraguan nationalism and Latin American anti-imperialist resistance. In 1934, Sandino was captured and shot by the National Guard, a police force then commanded by Anastasio Somoza GarcΓa. Two years later, Somoza engineered the overthrow of President Juan Bautista Sacasa and took over the government of Nicaragua, installing an autocratic dictatorship. Supported by the U.S. government, the Somoza family would remain in charge of Nicaragua until 1979, leading a regime marked by human rights abuses, repression of trade unionists and social movements, unbridled exploitation of the working class, and absolute subservience to U.S. foreign policy.
In 1961, the Sandinista National Liberation Front (FSLN) was founded, composed of various leftist movements and organizations. The initiative brought together several exponents of the Nicaraguan left, and its founding members included names like Carlos Fonseca, Silvio Mayorga, TomΓ‘s Borge, and Casimiro Sotelo. Initially strongly influenced by the student movement, the organization's main centers of activity were the University of Leon and the National Autonomous University of Nicaragua (UNAN) in Managua. The movement gradually expanded with the adhesion of representative groups from other sectors of society, gaining a more popular character. In the early 1970s, the FSLN began its first military campaigns.
The weak government response to the earthquake that devastated Managua in December 1972, killing more than 10,000 people and leaving tens of thousands homeless, fueled opposition to Anastasio Somoza Debayle's government. Much of the international humanitarian aid destined for the earthquake victims was diverted by the Nicaraguan dictatorship. The reconstruction of downtown Managua was neglected, while the main contractors hired to rebuild the buildings were linked to the Somoza family, extending the clan's control over the economy of the Nicaraguan capital. The dictator's personal wealth was estimated at 400 million dollars as early as 1974. Popular discontent with the dictatorship influenced the growth of popular support for the FSLN, which began to mount more assertive operations.
In December 1974, FSLN guerrillas surrounded the home of the Nicaraguan Mini
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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