Easy Wheels Puns

• "Can't talk, busy camping," replied Tom, intent.
• "The French don't deserve our thanks," said Tom mercilessly.
• "Haven't you heard me singing in church?" Tom inquired.
• "I'll win this tennis game if I get one more point, " Tom deduced.
• "I didn't eat my T-bone tonight," said Tom mistakenly.
• "So you're asking about my mink coat," Tom inferred.
• "I'm wearing a watch around my wrist," said Tom with abandon.
• "I'm the most important salmon vendor," said Tom selfishly.
• "I was correct the first three times, and I am correct now," said Tom forthrightly.
• "Castration is reversible," Tom remembered.
• "I brought the dessert," said Tom piously.
• "I command my own private army," said Tom maliciously.
• "I'll order the same meat as last time," Tom revealed.
• "I've never swum in Egypt's longest river," said Tom in denial.
• "Et tu?" asked Tom brutally.
• "That's women for you," said Tom dismissively.
• "I'll have a bowl of Chinese soup," said Tom wantonly.
• "I eat everything," said Tom in jest.
• "I gave you your freedom, and I can take it away," said Tom deliberately.
• "Maybe if I rub this lamp something good will happen," said Tom ingeniously.
• "I'm never taking an Uber again," Tom derided.
• "That dog is a mongrel," Tom muttered.
• "It's too bad Babe isn't on our team," said Tom ruthlessly.
• "Maybe I should stop using worms to catch fish... or maybe not," Tom debated.
• "Hemingway is my favorite author," said Tom earnestly.
• "This drumming is too easy," said Tom without missing a beat.
• "This is a frozen dessert,” I screamed.
• "Now I have TWO duck feathers", Tom doubled down.
• "She would never answer her phone the first time, you always had to hang up once," Tom recalled.
• "Two plus five is seven,” Tom added.
• "I only have Diamonds, Clubs and Spades," said Tom heartlessly.
• "It's okay, the PlayStation still works," Tom consoled.
• "Capital punishment is mostly used on the lower classes," said Tom with poor execution.
• "Where are all of my old board games?" asked Tom cluelessly.
• "I might be acquitted," said Tom without conviction.
• "I've never dyed my hair red, but I'll try it," said Tom gingerly.
• "Ugh! I need to shave again," Tom bristled.
• "Whale hunting makes me so sad," Tom blubbered.
• "I'll quit smoking marijuana right now!" said Tom bluntly.
• "I like hot dogs more than hamburgers," said Tom frankly.
• "I signed it twice," Tom remarked.
• "I received a letter to take my car in for repair," Tom recalled.
• "I hate pale ale," sai

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One day a father and son got recruited into this race where they had to overcome a challenge: build a small toy boxcar that is only powered by an animal. It would be them and another team. The other team was lucky, they had hamsters as pets so naturally chose those. All this son and father had were fish and some small snails.

They got to designing and the irony of using snails for a fast car was not lost on them but they persevered. They discovered that the race track would be down the town hill. They got thinking and discovered that the slime trail the snails left was quite slick so they decided they would grease the cars axles with the slime and it was phenomenal how fast their car would go but they still doubted it would beat the other team. After all they had hamsters AND gravity.

The day of the race came and they saw that the other team had hooked up their hamster wheel to the axels and dangled some lettuce in front. Oh how fast those hamsters ran! Disappointment hung heavy on the father and son but they continued to apply those snails to the axles. The officials came by and marked the racers: an H for hamster and an S for snail. People placed bets and sniggered at how easy of a bet it was. Everybody held chips marked H for the clear winner except the father and son who held seemingly the only S tokens in the crowd. Still the father and son applied those snails to those axles on that S-marked racer.

The time of the race had come! The pistol shot and the cars went. H was in the lead easily right after the pistol. After all, hamsters are excellent accelerators. But something miraculous happened. At the very last moment S caught up, the snail slime finally working it's magic. In the last 50 feet it seemed the snails would win! As they gained and gained the father and son began jumping and whooping and as the snails and the hamsters approached within throwing distance of the finish line the son couldn't contain his excitement and yelled out

"S Car, Go!"

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

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Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!

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Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

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The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.

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How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!

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No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.

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A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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What animals are on legal documents? Seals!

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Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

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Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.

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Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!

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How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!

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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Dockyard: A physician’s garden.

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What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!

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The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

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“What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”

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Every calendar’s days are numbered.

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This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”

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I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.

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What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!

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When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).

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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.

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A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

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