Gravity is the most powerful force on Earth....

But if you remove it, you get gravy.

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To the man who stole my Microsoft office account:

I will find you, you have my Word!

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2022
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Airbender, Waterbender...

The girlfriend and I were in the car yesterday with her two young kids in the backseat. They were talking about what sort of "bender" they wanted to be.

Girl: "I would be an airbender!"

Boy: "I'm a waterbender."

Just then a truck passes us, driving a bit wildly.

Me: "That guy wants to be a fenderbender."

Cue evil glare from girlfriend.

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