A group of linguists discussed what the word for the time between dawn and dusk should be
After a long, difficult discussion they decided to call it a day.
Son: “Dad, why do you keep telling dad jokes?”
Son: “Dad, why do you keep telling dad jokes”
Dad: “well you see son, once you become a dad, you’re stuck in an endless cycle of working from dusk to dawn to pay your mortgage and bills. There’s no more sex or passion with your mom. Dad jokes are my one attempt to keep humor in my life”
Son: “But Dad, you can —“
Dad: “you could say I’m “Dad” inside” weeps
