"i thought you were drummer than me"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Bro, like come on. You were there!
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas
a bad ask.
I thought martial arts were a wedding with paintings
Why do they use sham poo when they can just use real poo
Can they just win one soccer match without giving each other a hug.
You're literally asking for a salt and battery in your own home.
He asked me, "What's a 2x4?" So I said, "To play the low parts."
I hope this type of post is allowed!
I am going to visit my grandma this Tuesday to say goodbye to her. She is 87 and very ill, she is mentally still with it but in a lot of pain. She sounds at peace, I think she is just doing her best to hang on til we can get to her.
My grandma loves stupid jokes, dad jokes, puns, all that stuff. I’d love to share some laughs with her when I say goodbye. Hit me with your favorite and dumbest dad jokes and I will share the best ones with her.
Thank you Reddit fam!
un-edgy-cated.
i’m so proud of this i made this when i was falling asleep please don’t stone me in the comments.
She accidentally left the door ajar.
You pick anything up and it just burns
she got stabbed in a drive by.
It is called dim and dimmer
I wrote my name in wet cement, but I was stupid and I wrote my first and my last name, now they've got my name, they've got my fingerprints its pretty concrete evidence...
Donut ask me....
A ghost boomerang
But he does think an asset is a little donkey.
Dad jokes.
But that'd just be random
Like bro, you were there!
Like bro you were there!
