A list of puns related to "Duck Walk"
And the bartender says “What is this, some kind of joke?!”
Well it’s a baby. It can’t walk hardly.
As they order their drinks, the bartender asks, “Who’s paying for these?”
The skunk says “Don’t look at me, I’ve only got one scent”
The doe replies “not me, I haven’t had a buck in years!”
The duck answers “Sorry, I only have one bill on me”
Finally, the giraffe chimes in “Don’t worry guys, the high balls are on me”
He heads up to the counter and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist replies “Of course sir, would you like me to put that on your bill?” Outraged, the duck says “What do you think I am, a dickhead?”
Normal.
The doctor says, "oh my god! What can I do to help you?!"
The duck says, "Doc! Doc! You gotta get this man off my ass!"
The duck looks up and says, "Hey Steve!"
After the deer walks away the bartender asks, "How do you know that deer?'
"I've never met him before in my life" says the duck.
The bartender asks, "Then how did you know his name?"
"Game recognize game."
and asks the bartender if they have any grapes. The bartender, puzzled, says no. The duck leaves and returns the following day, waddling into the bar to hop up on a stool and yet again ask the bartender, “do you have any grapes?” Bartender curtly replies, “no.”
The duck returns the following day, struts on in, jumps up on his stool and loudly asks the bartender once more, “do you have any grapes?” The bartender now over their limit says, “no! I don’t have any grapes! And if you ask me that again I’m going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor!” Duck jumps off his stool and leaves.
The following day the bartender is fuming to see this duck come flip flopping through the door yet again, jump up on a stool and stare at them. The duck clears his throat and politely asks, “excuse me sir, but do you have any nails?” The bartender says, “no.”
“Well then” stated the duck, “do you have any grapes?”
"I guess that’s what we get for buying a pure bread dog!"
He asks the clerk for some lip ointment.
Clerk " certainly sir, will that be cash or credit"
The duck says "put it on my bill"
From blast from the past, Christopher Walken
The storeowner clarifies there is no bread available at the moment. So, the duck walks away and returns a few minutes later, asking for the item again.
The storeowner, surprised at the duck returning, says - I already told you, there is no bread here. So, the duck walks away, but returns again minutes later, asking the same question.
Irate, the storeowner replies - I already told you, there is no bread here and the next time I see you, I would nail your beak shut.
So, the duck asks - Got any nails?
When the storeowner says no, the duck asks - Got any bread?
Duck billed Platypus.
I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me.
I guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
Said "Give me a tube of Chapstick and put it on my bill..."
Orders a beer, a guy sitting at the bar overhears , he asks "what do you do for a living", I'm a plumber, I am currently working on the new building across the road says the duck, the guy says "I run a circus, I think you would be a great act,whatever you earn now I will pay you double to come work for me",the duck responds, what does the circus want a plumber for?
Guess that's what happens when you get a pure bread dog.
Them: Donald Duck
You: No, all ducks do!
Shame that's it's going to have quaks in the cement now.
"Cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Nah....Just put it on my bill!"
Well anyways, the concrete is going to have quacks in it now
It's a shame the cement is gonna have quacks in it now
Because he was facing a big bill
And ordered quackly before anyone else could
The bartender comes over and says:“Hey, you can’t have pigs in here”
The lady says: “This ain’t no pig, it’s a duck!”
The bartender says: “I know, I was talking to the duck”
"You two ladies are so beautiful with sparkling eyes. "
One of the women stopped him, called the waiter over and said, I ordered AROMATIC duck."
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
A couple of hours later, it comes back, returns the book and checks out another one. This keeps going a few times a day for a whole week, until the intrigued librarian decides to follow the duck to discover what's going on. The duck goes to the pond, lifts its wing and drops the book on a lily pad, in front of a frog. The frog says: reddit, reddit.
and orders a drink, then a little while after he finished that drink he ordered another and he accidentally drops the glass containing the drink and he says to the waitress put it on my bill, so the waitress begins to grab the glass shards that were on the ground and carefully placed them on the ducks bill and the duck asks what are you doing and the waitress says I’m putting it on your bill and the duck sarcastically says ohhhh you really quack me up and the waitress says oh I'm sorry did I ruffle your feathers.
Chemist says, "Sure, that'll be 95 cents!"
Duck: "Put it on my bill please."
The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
The bartender says, What do have?
The duck says, Do have any chapstick?
You can just put it on my bill...
And put it on my bill
…and asks the cashier to put it on his bill.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
A chicken in a duck costume
"No." "Got any bread?" "No." "Got any bread?" "No." "Got any bread?" No, and if you ask me again, I'll nail your beak to the floor "Got any nails?" "No. "Got any bread?"
He orders a few drinks, then asks for the bill.....Duck billed platypus.
And, I thought "that is an unnecessary comma," and then it hit me.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
Barkeep says"Waddle it be?"
Duck says "I'm down with whatever you're serving"
Duck billed platypus.
"I'd like a cupcake. Put it on my bill."
Duck billed platypus.
The barman goes, "Waddle it be?"
He finishes his drink and asks for the check.
Duck billed Platypus.
He finishes his drink and asks for the check.
Duck billed Platypus.
The bartender asks him how will he be paying. The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill"
He finishes his meal and goes up to pay for it.
Duck billed platypus.
I thought, that's an unnecessary comma. Then it hit me.
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