Dublin, Ireland Puns

Ireland, because it's always Dublin.

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

Because in Ireland they Dublin size!

Ireland’s.

Every year it’s Dublin.

No wonder that Ireland is a rich country, its capital is always dublin'.

We're in Ireland, and on our way to Dublin (capital city) for a weekend away. On the way there, we pass Birr Castle.

Me: "We're coming up to an Offaly cold castle up ahead." Her: "Thats a bad joke. But how is it a cold castle?" Me: "Because it's the Birr Castle!"

This was followed by a small groan and much eye rolling.

My dad got us good with this one. My dad, mum and I were talking about how we want to go to Ireland on our next family trip, when my dad said:

'Dublin is the biggest city in the world!'

'What are you talking about? No it isn't!'

'Yes it is, it keeps Dublin in size!'

I don't normally laugh at his jokes, but that one got me.

My grandfather, busying away with my grandmother chopping onions for dinner turns to me and asks "You know why Ireland is such a prosperous country?" I look at him, smirking knowing something wonderfully witty is about to come. He says, "The capital is always Dublin'"

A few days ago, I was headed home after dinner with my parents and I was sitting shotgun while my dad was driving. We are coming up to a yellow light at Dublin St. and my dad slams on the breaks to avoid running a red light. I go "Dad you should have floored it, we almost made it through Ireland." I got a fist bump from my ol' man and groan from my mother. Mission accomplished.

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

Ireland

It's Dublin every year

The capital of Ireland.

It’s Dublin every day.

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

The capital of Ireland – it’s Dublin every day.

Ireland. It's Dublin every year.

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

Ireland, it's Dublin

Ireland.everyday its dublin