double whammy
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📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Double Whammy
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👤︎ u/Amiibosss
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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Too bad OJ didn’t play for Denver. Could have been a double whammy here.
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👤︎ u/Gcarsk
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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Double whammy
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👤︎ u/CaseAub12
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Husband got me with a double-whammy

Set-up: I'm reviewing an essay for a classmate and his grammar is lamentable. I'm giving my husband some examples.

Me: He switches tenses mid-sentence and keeps using "begin" instead of "began."

Husband: The problem with people like you is that you're always too tense.

Me: Then get over here and give me a massage!

Husband: No, I believe in women's rights and would never want to be massage-onistic.

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📅︎ Nov 27 2014
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A double whammy with my co-worker yesterday

Co-worker: "I can careless about today, but tomorrow will be a different story."

Me: "Well, what if there was a book called Today is Tomorrow? Then it would be."

Coworker: "Fyphoon, that doesn't make any sense."

Me: "Don't worry, I brought change."

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👤︎ u/Fyphoon
📅︎ May 09 2015
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Double whammy

Mom: it's like a vegetable/pancake Me: so a frittata? Dad: I prefer expensive-tata Mom: what about these tatas? grabs boobs

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👤︎ u/Mike111898
📅︎ Mar 10 2015
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If you boil a funny bone

It becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

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📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Cracked a dad joke at work today.

So we get a book sent to our library, it was a little kids book called "I know all the letters of the alphabet." Me: looking at book "huh, I know all the letters of the alphabet?" Boss: "Yeah it got sent here by accident." Me: "You know I know only 25 letters of the alphabet." Boss: "Really?" Me: "Yeah I don't know why." Groaning was heard as the joke spread around the office.

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👤︎ u/jpcod5
📅︎ Aug 20 2014
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I think there's something wrong with my lamp...

It's a little light-headed!

Anyone have any bright ideas?

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👤︎ u/MOzGA
📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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