Dome A Puns

Wait till some one asks why you did that.

"I needed to make the car lighter to climb this hill"

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. “YO SEND ME TEA.!”

Turned out it was just its dopplerganger.

https://m.imgur.com/a/QTmxp

... they can call it the freedome.

My dad - "Listen son, Dome was not built in a day"

Because it's the Dome of the Rock.

Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...

I couldn’t be bothered to nickel-and-dome my dad. edit: nickel-and-dime*

In a con-dome...

I pulled out my phone and went to IMDB.

Me: He’s a... I think Finnish director, Dome Karukoski.

Dad: Well then who’s the start director?

Me:... the what?

Dad: If he’s the Finnish director, who’s the start director?

The turn of my head and hate in my eyes made him chuckle for five minutes.

Dad: That was priceless. 👏👏👏

...a devil lived inside a palin-dome

Him: "Anybody, got a light?"

Me: Flips on dome light.

Him: "Thanks, smart ass."

Dad: Don't forget to pack the dome tent.

Mum: But doesn't it have a hole in it?

Dad: Yeah but it's OK, it only leaks when it's raining