8 Hilarious The Dome Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

(Turn the dome light on in the car before you start climbing a hill)

Wait till some one asks why you did that.

"I needed to make the car lighter to climb this hill"

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📅︎ Dec 10 2016

There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. “YO SEND ME TEA.!”

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👤︎ u/SandyHoey

📅︎ Mar 21 2019

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The other day I saw a dome that looked like a Doppler radar.

Turned out it was just its dopplerganger.

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👤︎ u/psinsyd

📅︎ Feb 13 2019

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Instead of a border wall, the US should build a dome...

... they can call it the freedome.

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👤︎ u/sozialabfall

📅︎ Apr 17 2018

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Congratulations to director Domee Shee and her Pixar crew for winning Best Animated Short at the Oscars!

Well deserved. Take a Bao.

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👤︎ u/cracksilog

📅︎ Mar 05 2019

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Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?

Because it's the Dome of the Rock.

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👤︎ u/Spudquake

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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Dad asked who was directing the new Tolkien movie...

I pulled out my phone and went to IMDB.

Me: He’s a... I think Finnish director, Dome Karukoski.

Dad: Well then who’s the start director?

Me:... the what?

Dad: If he’s the Finnish director, who’s the start director?

The turn of my head and hate in my eyes made him chuckle for five minutes.

Dad: That was priceless. 👏👏👏

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👤︎ u/Lizardio11228

📅︎ May 17 2019

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So the family is going camping...

Dad: Don't forget to pack the dome tent.

Mum: But doesn't it have a hole in it?

Dad: Yeah but it's OK, it only leaks when it's raining

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👤︎ u/MrSamKing

📅︎ Sep 20 2013

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