(Turn the dome light on in the car before you start climbing a hill)

Wait till some one asks why you did that.

"I needed to make the car lighter to climb this hill"

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There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. โ€œYO SEND ME TEA.!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SandyHoey
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The other day I saw a dome that looked like a Doppler radar.

Turned out it was just its dopplerganger.

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Instead of a border wall, the US should build a dome...

... they can call it the freedome.

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Congratulations to director Domee Shee and her Pixar crew for winning Best Animated Short at the Oscars!

Well deserved. Take a Bao.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?

Because it's the Dome of the Rock.

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Dad asked who was directing the new Tolkien movie...

I pulled out my phone and went to IMDB.

Me: Heโ€™s a... I think Finnish director, Dome Karukoski.

Dad: Well then whoโ€™s the start director?

Me:... the what?

Dad: If heโ€™s the Finnish director, whoโ€™s the start director?

The turn of my head and hate in my eyes made him chuckle for five minutes.

Dad: That was priceless. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lizardio11228
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 17 2019
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So the family is going camping...

Dad: Don't forget to pack the dome tent.

Mum: But doesn't it have a hole in it?

Dad: Yeah but it's OK, it only leaks when it's raining

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